Aimee+Shawn

A nightmare at Aimee's house last night, after she spilled a glass of red wine on her brand new beige couch. Will Patrick divorce her?! Plus why did Shawn have a flashback to his childhood bully today?! And we give away our Disneyland Grand Prize!

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Easter is around the corner and neither Shawn or Aimee want to take part in a massive public Easter Egg Hunt. Shawn especially since it would cause a significant professional rift. Plus... why oh why are they changing the lyrics to "Kiss The Girl"?! And how do YOU load the dishwasher? And do you fight over it?!

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Las Vegas lawyer ads are the pinnacle of law... and a new commercial just started airing that we are obsessed with. Shawn woke up late today and he just decided to skip his shower today. Aimee's husband is afraid to go whale watching because the water is scary.

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Aimee recalls the story about her 6th grade love who she couldn't get enough of on the phone... but once she met him, she was out of love REAL fast. Meanwhile Shawn overheard someone talking trash about something he did for a living for over a decade. Plus... secret Instagram accounts around town highlight kids fighting at local schools. We name this secret account "Scum Bucket Club".

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Shawn's son learned a very valuable lesson in "F.A.F.O." over the weekend, when he tumbled down the stairs. Meanwhile Aimee is high-key peeved at her husband for watching their show without her. Plus, Aimee+Shawn are officially Fanilows.

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Aimee's EXHAUSTED after helping a friend move. Shawn's getting zapped all over the studio and the equipment is breaking. WE ARE SO HAPPY IT'S FRIDAY! Why today is such a special day for Aim and her husband, plus when is it time to hit "ban" on social media. And one of our listeners is having trouble understanding what we are giving away this week.

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The day started off tumultuous for Aimee. Her alarm didn't wake her up, but her brain did. Late. Very late. We hate alarms. Also, why the heck is Albertson's charging PER BANANA now and not by the pound?! Shawn just noticed this and he's baffled. Plus, why does Aimee's kid want to know if she's pooping so much?!

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Today's show didn't suck, and many people think men shouldn't suck a straw when they take a drink. Shawn doesn't see the big deal last week, and someone sent him straws today. Our caller Chrissy agrees with Shawn! Meanwhile Aimee is slowly realizing she's becoming old, despite how cool she thinks she is.

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The magic continues on Aimee+Shawn! So does the bleeding. Despite going to the doctor for the first time in God knows how long, Aimee's bloody ear keeps bleeding and urgent care's instructions were a little less confidence inspiring than she would have liked. Plus Shawn has to step in after one of Colin's classmates keeps manipulating him. Plus... who expects a British accent at the Circle K?!

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Do you feel the MAGIC?! We do! We are swimming in Disneyland tickets and whenever you hear the Magic Wand... Caller 102 gets to go! That said... we just need the magic wand! Meanwhile, if that wand works maybe it'll make Aimee's ear stop bleeding. Plus Shawn wrote a perfect headline that had people looking twice on 1027VGS.com and he reads some of the confused comments.

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