In “Yes or No?!” Langley just wants a simple answer, but inadvertently may offend the Native Americans.  Sorry.  You were here first.

In “The Running Girl!” Langley laments on another female who literally ran away from him.

In “Langley Interrupted!” Langley discovers the effects of using too much industrial adhesive in a poorly ventilated room and Flip steering wheel unicorn poop.

In “AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! (Live)” Langley returns from a two week hiatus and struggles to find peace after a recent incident that nearly ended in 3 casualties, a decrease in the homeless population, and a ruined pair of new underwear.

In “Gimp… Or GIMP?!” Langley asks in his usual polite and calm manner that you be more specific when posting an online ad for a “gimp” so as to limit everyone’s overall embarrassment, especially those poor homo-gnomes.

In “You’re An ***hole!” Langley offers his opinion on a pseudo-celebrity who was recently discourteous to him in a grocery store parking lot.

In “Electrical Tape?!” Langley discovers that he got the shaft from a dirty, filthy, ball washing bastard, and not in any sort of gratifying pornographic sort of way.

In “What the —- Is This —- ?!” Langley discovers a glob of mysterious brown stuff on his phone at the ol’ day job.

In “Stop Talking Like That!” Langley bitches about the way some people talk. It’s the shortest and most annoying episode so far.

In “Lauren Graham Frenched Me!” Langley recounts a brief but sultry encounter with the hottest Gilmore Girl and a cheeky monkey.