Well everyone 2020 finally did it.  Aaron and Matt are on the brink of exhaustion after all of this Trump/Covid nonsense.  They're hunkering down for a couple weeks in an isolated bunker somewhere outside of Barstow, CA. Before they locked the door they recoreded this podcast.  

This week they tackle how to flex on your job when you want a raise, voter fraud bullshit and gas station dick pills.

We'll be back soon.   

Enjoy your Turkey Day bitches.  

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This week, Aaron and Matt talk Dingleberry Trump's inability to accept the L.

Matt and Aaron talk life and how moments that seem so big at the time, are so small in hindsight.  Matt shares a specific time in his life where he thought the world was ending that involves sex, parents, and bad timing.

After that Aaron and Matt stumble through some NFL talk but at this point it just seems empty.  Aaron's love has been killed by Jerry Jones and the Cowpokes and Matt's love is dying a slow death too.  Even with an undefeated Steelers squad.  (Go Steelers).  It is what it is.  Make us love football again NFL.  We dare you!

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This week, Aaron and Matt talk election "results" (kinda), and how awesome the party is going to be in Portland after their massive drug legalization.

After that they finally lay to rest their pick em contest.  Unfortunately the Cowboys weren't aware they had to play a season this year and Aaron just can't stand the agony of picking against his former team.  Matt also admits that his love of football is starting to decrease.

There's plenty of dick and fart stuff in there fo you savages.

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We wanted to get this one out in time for the election.  In case society collapses before Matt can upload.

This week Aaron and Matt get right to the only thing that is certain in 2020...how badly the Dallas Cowboys suck.  Then Aaron turns full heel and  flips on his childhood team to become a Tennessee Titans fan....hows that working out for ya Aaron????  

Next they talk the looming election.  It's more popular than Tiger King and 100 times the shitshow. 

Uncertainty? Check.   

Lies and Fabrications? Check.  

Impending Doom and What Appears To Be The Biblical Apocalypse? Check 

Trump Still Looking Like A Fat Tub Of Shit With Hay For Hair?  Check

Who will win?  What will happen?  Is there any way to live in a peaceful society after all of this?  Not even Joe Rogan knows.  

Oh we also sprinkle in some dick and fart stuff in there too, no worries.

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This week Aaron and Matt discuss legal analyst and Zoom Call exhibisionist Jeffrey Toobin and his ability to bust one out in the middle of a meeting.

After an hour or so of dick jokes we delve into Week 7 of the NFL and just what's in store for the Cowboys and Steelers.  Aaron refuses to love his Cowboys ever again and Matt can't stop this sneaking suspicion that the Steelers are going to blow this season harder than Jeffrey Toobin 3 hours into a Zoom meeting.

#ZoomBehavior 

#BustingLoose

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This week Aaron and Matt keep it a Douche free zone and avoid talking politics.  So for the first half of the show Matt and Aaron discuss Doom Swiping and the dangers of online dating.  Matt explains his process before he met his wife online and Aaron details the new horror as people drop their standards in hopes of finding anyone to spend the rest of the apocalypse together.  Will Herpes overcome us all during the pandemic?  Only time will tell.

After they compose themselves they get through their NFL picks for Week 6.  Aaron is still nursing his hurt feelings from being a Cowboys fan and Matt is trying to figure out if the Steelers are legit.

#DoomSwiping 

#ApocalypsePoon 

#LoweredStandards

#TeamMatt

#TeamAaron

#Steelers

#Cowboys

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Whats next Don?  How can you F$#% up anymore?  Oh, get Covid and spread it around like herpes at a Frat House?   

Aaron and Matt discuss the most recent Trumpster Fire.

Speaking of poop, Aaron and Matt talk NFL Week 5 and Aaron formally hands in his 2 weeks notice to the Cowboys bandwagon.

We're trying to get these out as quick as possible but The Donald is really giving us too much to keep up with.  

Thanks for listening, make sure you send flowers to Aaron while he mourns for the lost love of his once great Cowboys.  

He'll be back....

#Idiocracy2020

#FearandLoathingInAmerica

#TrumpsADump #USA

#TeamMatt

#TeamAaron

#Steelers

#Cowboys

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This week Aaron and Matt talk about the first debate of the 2020 Presidential Race.

Debate....I guess that's what that was.  

Speaking of dumpster fires, Aaron and Matt talk NFL Week 4.  

Can the Cowboys win back Aaron's trust?  Can Matt ever fully trust his Steelers?

Does any of this matter in Trump World?  

#Idiocracy2020

#FearandLoathingInAmerica

#TrumpsADump #USA

#TeamMatt

#TeamAaron

#Steelers

#Cowboys

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Oh Boy This Is A Good One.  

This week Aaron and Matt talk crazy temp jobs, Trump being a endless source of douchery and his comments on a transition of power once he loses (Please, please vote).   

Speaking of voting, there's a new front runner for the greatest Get Out and Vote ad campagin of all time. Get Your Booty To The Poll.    God bless those strippers and their service to this country.  

After that Aaron tries to talk Matt into being a "handsome male companinon to elderly women at nursing homes."  Matt's interested.    

Finally they tackle week 3 in the NFL and their lack of confidence in either of their teams.  

#FearandLoathingInAmerica 

#TrumpsADump #USA 

#TeamMatt 

#TeamAaron 

#Steelers 

#Cowboys  

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This weeks a short one.  Aaron and Matt get right into NFL Week 2 talk.  Aaron's looking like the front runner for this years Interpodcast Pick-Em Championships. Aarons Record: 2-0 Matt's Record: 1-1 After that Aaron and Matt continue an ongoing discussion about the state of American and their fears that all of this will come crashing down soon under the weight of President Douche and his army of the Dumb.  

#FearandLoathingInAmerica 

#TeamMatt 

#TeamAaron 

#Steelers 

#Cowboys  

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