A hilarious and funny spoof of Airport border patrol. Airport Customs patrol officer Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. The plane landing today had terrible turbulance and the pilot was knocked out. Passengers getting off the plane look dazed and confused. Today Bob scans three suspicious bags with a strong odor coming from it. The luggage is from a plane that just came in from Saudi Arabi. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. Two guy wearing long white dress with red and white checkered scarfs pick up the bag. A beautiful woman follows them.  Scout sniffs the bag and notifies Bob that something illegal is in the bag. Passengers walking past the black suitcases sudenly faint. Bob has to wear a gas mask and he puts a gas mask on Scout. Something mysterious is in these Arabic guys bags. Bob ask the men for their passports. Fahad, Fahed and Farrah must answer some serious questions about the smell coming from their bags. What will Bob find in the bag? Listen to this and our other hilarious podcasts about Bob and his dog Scout who keep Australia safe by patrolling the airport.  What's in your bag?  
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A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a suspicious bag with a smiley face sticker on it that says: Please don't open me. The luggage is from a plane that just came in from Mexico. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A guy wearing a colorful poncho and Sombrero hat with pom poms has picked up the bag. He looks intoxicated and is acting very nervous. Scout sniffs the bag and notifies Bob that something illegal is in the bag. The man is dazed and confused when Bob asks him simple questions. What will Bob find in the bag? Listen to this and our other hilarious podcasts about Bob and his dog Scout who keep Australia safe by patrolling the airport.  What's in your bag?  
We are comedy students and have no budget. We appreciate any donations to the podcast so we can improve it and keep making you laugh. Thanks for listening.  Paypal  [email protected] 
Our paterons will be able to hear the episodes eidted when we make money to get them edited professionally. Currently they are in experimental raw unedited form until we become rich like Elon Musk. 
Sounds: Free sound, royalty-free sound, fair use, and public domain sounds. Attributes for dog barking, Capcut, Youtube, Daniel Simion, airplane sound, Daniel Simion from Soundbible for photocopy machine and a dog barking. Burping sound is public domain, Spanish guy sounds Nerflek from Sample Focus. Spanish Tongue rolling Ana C Ibanez from soundbible, Spanish laughter, and Spanish guy talking from MyInstants. 

A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a bright colored bag from an incoming plane from Jamaica. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A guy wearing a t-shirt with the words "weed smoker" on it has picked up the bag. He looks high and is acting very nervous. Scout sniffs the bag and notifies Bob that there is something illegal in the bag. The man is dazed and confused. What will Bob find in the bag? Listen to this and our other hilarious podcasts about Bob and his dog patrolling an Australian Airport.  What's in your bag?
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A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a bright colored bag from an incoming plane from India. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A beautiful Bollywood dancer in a tiny pink top and matching pink pants has picked up the bag. She is wearing a large turban on her head. Scout sniffs the bag and notifies Bob that there is something illegal in the bag. What will Bob find in the bag? Listen to this and our other hilarious podcasts about Bob and his dog patrolling an Australian Airport.  What's in your bag?
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Breaking news: The Karen Read Jurors Response to how they each voted in the trial.This is a comedy podcast that does parodies and spoofs.
An exclusive news interview: The 12 jurors from the Karen Read case are interviewed by Pod News reporter, Linsley Law. Miss Law asked the jurors how they voted in the bizarre, mysterious, and puzzling case of Karen Read.
LOL with us because life is too strange, stressful, and expensive.
Our hearts go to the O'Keefe family.
Justice for Boston police officer John O'Keefe.
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1YTlLdjHDmpgjAtZ0euTg3l9uZ9LTSacXsdOAJv_Ds2Q/htmlview?pli=1
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A hilarious spoof of Airport security. Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog Scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared by passengers traveling into Australia. Today Bob scans a large luggage with a protruding item coming out of it from an incoming plane from Russia. Bob and Scout wait to see who picks up the bag. A Russian man in a fur coat has picked up the bag. Scout sniffs the bag and notifies Bob that there is something illegal in the bag. What will Bob find in the bag? Bob suspects this Russian passenger of coming to work illegally in his country. Listen to this and our other hilarious podcasts about Bob and his dog who patroll an Australian Airport.  What's in your bag?
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A plane from Rome, Italy is landing at the Australian airport. Bob is inspecting the bags offloaded from the Italian Flight on his X-Ray computer. Bov finds evidence of organic matter in a couple of suitcases carrying bibles. A group of three Italian Nuns claim the bags and head to the green line without declaring anything. Bob brings his sniffer dog Scout to check out the  Nun's bags. Bob immediately discovers salami, bibles, and a seed. Bob is not happy about the seed and suspects the Nuns are concealing something else. Bob questions the Nuns why they are really in Australia and asks this group of nuns the most dreaded question for travelers: "What's in your bag?" Listen to this hilarious episode. LOL and share with your friends.
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Bob Trackmen and his patrol dog scout look for illegal drugs and organic matter not declared. But today someone from an incoming plane from Columbia left a package on the plane. Bob takes Scout to look at the bag. Scout then hunts down the passenger who left the suspicious bag on the plane. Scout goes right up to a stunning Colombian female passenger. Bob has to perform his duty by a strip search to see if this sexy Colombian model is concealing any drugs on her body. What will Bob find? Listen to this and our other hilarious podcasts about Bob and his dog patrolling an Australian Airport. 
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Airport Patrol is a hilarious spoof on Airport Border Security. Our border security TSA Bob Trackman careful inspects packages, passangers and luggage daily with the help of his detective dog Scout. Today he has found an incoming plane from Vietnam with bags filled with fishy matter. A nice couple claim the bags.  What can be in the passangers bags? Listen and find out what's in their bags. Bob and Scout are fishing for their dinner today. Will they have Sushi or will the couple get away without declaring their food?  Politically incorrect sketch comedy. LOL, enjoy and repeat.   Donate or buy us coffee. Sketch Brothers at [email protected] Fair use AI voice.

Scout's story. Scout was dumped in the bushes as a puppy. He was a skinny scrawny little thing.  He was full of ticks and had a one-track mind for food. He peed on anything when he found food. One day Scout was eating a live chicken he found by ripping open a suitcase from the airport terminal. There were candy bags full of meat. Bob was about to kick Scout out of the airport when he realized the pup's nose was worth its weight in gold. Bob soo fell in love with Scout and sent Scout to TSA canine school. The rest is history in the making... Support the pod by sending your :) coffee treat to paypal   [email protected]  Thank you for listening and hope this made you laugh!