Airport Patrol is a hilarious spoof on Airport Border Security. Our border security TSA Bob Trackman careful inspects packages, passangers and luggage daily with the help of his detective dog Scout. Today a suspiciosu bag was left under a seat on a plane  plane  from Columbia. Bob takes Scout to identify the bag for narcotics. Scout gives Bob a sign for yes.  Bob takes Scout to the baggage area to identify which passenger ditched the bag. Scout identifies a beautiful Columbian model. Bob has to frisk search the stunning model after he takes a swab of her shoes. The computer alerts him its a direct hit for heroine. Listen and find out if Carla is consealing narcotics on her body. Will her strip search go well?   Politically incorrect sketch comedy. LOL, enjoy and repeat.   Donate or buy us coffee. Sketch Brothers at [email protected] Fair use AI voice. If you'd like to be part of this series as VO artist or writer please email us your VO reel and writing samples. We are all interns, volunteers to practice our skills.