As I get ready to fly back to Los Angeles, here are some random thoughts and stories I want to get off my back.

Marriage is out and contracts are in, Shedeur's bad weekend and 44 years for Ringo and Barbara.

Can 100 unarmed men defeat 1 gorilla? The Kool-Aid Man Challenge, NBA trash talk, choosing a doctor and much more.

Memories of many meals at Dan Tana's restaurant with Dubie and Mouse...Trump tee-shirt troubles continue...Did Bill Belichick use Jordon Hudson and other team cheerleaders to spy on opposing teams?...P Diddy is possibly going to plead insanity...The rapid descent of pop star Katy Perry.

Joe Biden's speaking price tag, honesty in marriages, Liz Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus and John Cena.

Kanye and his cousin, black girls vs white girls, Hooters bankruptcy, did Shaq shat his pants, 50 cent's post, Shannon not so sharp and other nonsense.

The Pope dies...Kanye West admits to getting sexy with his male cousin...Justin Bieber is a wreck at Coachella...Shannon Sharpe is accused of rape...Valerie Bertinelli's ex takes things public.

The good and the bad of the traditions at the Masters, those brave Asstronauts, another one of Mike's pranks, SNL does White Lotus and Stephen A for Prez.

Tax Day blues...The clueless things Gen Z'ers do during job interviews...Instagram is getting too creepy...Walton Goggins approved of SNL mocking his White Lotus co star's buck teeth... Never been to Coachella, but I did have one crazy, unforgettable night leaving the Palm Springs desert.

A University is challenging the treatment of donkeys in film, a murdering mom is declared crazy, Mercury is no longer in retrograde and the White Lotus finale.