Story #1 - Someone broke into a house and rearranged the taxidermied animals

Story #2 - Woman caught skinny dipping in someone's pool was caught with paraphernalia, but it was her friend's Crackhead Chris

Story #3 - Guy was denied trying to steal three tacos from Taco Bell

How many emails does the average person use in their lifetime?! How great would it be to have your own private jet or private island? But what if you just had those and not the money? The AJ & McCall Show believes in towel equality. Tattling is bad and being a look out is good, yet AJ is WAY more comfortable with the tattling scenario in his life. Also, watch out because McCall has the dirt for the Debate At 8. If you're near a historic landmark or a pool maybe keep your eyes on the road?

There is a clear difference between tattling and being a look out, but AJ isn't uncomfortable with the tattling opportunity he's advising a friend on. How many bail outs, how many times would you have to catch your coworker in a lie about their sick days before you'd rat on them? McCall has kept the receipts. That was easy, but being a neighborhood look out is a little more questionable for the Debate At 8. 

Story #1 - Guy said his bag of drugs were ingredients to bake a cake, he lied

Story #2 - Lady tried to drive off in an ambulance after stealing four rolls of Mentos

Story #3 - Woman was arrested for beating herself up to win a $12 bet

How is it both AJ & McCall both had the same Florida Or Not story lingering in their head yesterday? Why were On Star commercials so serious? Men may have more weird ways to make friends, but women take the number one way. Could you be friends with the other part of the love triangle if your significant other was stepping out? The internet only exists for people to get mad. Pay it forward chains are bullying? Wifey is now demeaning? What is going on in the Debate At 8. What Olympic event is the one you're most looking forward to?

Pretty sure people exist on the internet just to find things to get mad about. One listener has a problem with pay it forward chains, they're bullying and peer pressure. AJ & McCall try and sort that one out but are completely lost at how wifey became demeaning. How do the work wives address each other?

Story #1 - Man got a DUI for driving a drone under the influence

Story #2 - Guy tried to escaped from the cops by floating on a log down a river

Story #3 - Lady tried to steal car during a test drive, not realizing it had an On-Star

It has been scientifically proven the pandemic was an ACTUAL pain in the butt. Why did it take so long for a food product to come up with a kid disguise?! AJ can't believe his friend suggested his parents would be covering for him when he heads home, just because he's heading home. It can't be very often a little kid and AJ have the exact same language, but McCall needs to help deal with bad language for the Debate At 8. Who doesn't love the game 'Think Fast' especially with frayed brains.

Never will there be an age where parents are comfortable with their kids cursing, but especially at six. One parent has overheard conversations between her daughter and friend and wants to step in to correct the language. McCall is pulling double duty though, because AJ has the exact same issue. Someone in passing mentioned AJ needs to clean up his language in the building, so...how?

Story #1 - Scorned ex stole their ex's car, committed 50 traffic violations and was caught speeding

Story #2 - Guy stole 35 candles and could be facing 30-35 felonies

Story #3 - Felon featured on Facebook's 'Most Wanted' page commented and gets caught