Vacations are definitely back on the table, but if you want more control it has to be a road trip. AJ is pondering doing one with someone he never has before, so what are the unwritten rules? And remember, AJ & McCall are no doctors. A tale as old as time, dad doesn't like his daughter's boyfriend. One listener wants to break a family tradition and McCall says he can't but can say he sucks if he does.

Story #1 - Guy stole a bunch of stuff from the store and got caught returning something he didn't want

Story #2 - 15-year-old home with three other kids babysitting chased away someone breaking in with a samurai store

Story #3 - Guy stole beef jerky and got busted with drugs

Begrudgingly, the AJ & McCall ACTUALLY has to side with Heinz for once. Don't throw out your kids toys, that could be retirement money! The stories are amazing when someone finds their calling, or goes back to school, but is there a 'too old' to choose a new career age for you? Cache Valley Secrets is back! And two listeners are channeling their AJ & McCall vibes. AJ & McCall also wish their families had deep dark secrets as opposed to the average ones for the Debate At 8. How much is too much crashing at someone's house.

Holiday brain made it a minute since the last Cache Valley Secrets, but we're all ready to confess. Who doesn't hate self-scanning veggies at the grocery store? What would AJ look like as a police officer? AJ & McCall both wish their family had a deep dark secret to make things more interesting, but they just have the average secrets people keep from family. 

Story #1 - Guy reported a fake shooting to get out of a traffic ticket

Story #2 - Man asked for his ID accidentally pulls out a bag of illegal gummies

Story #3 - Cop has to do the Heimlich after a guy tries to swallow a bad of weed

Apparently spam is having a 'going out of business' sale with all the work they're putting in. Bad news, fish are getting high! AJ & McCall both have the same answer when it picking where to get gas, saving a few cents is overrated, and it makes McCall feel old. No one said being a parent is easy, so where did you lose your kid? Does every parent go into having a kid thinking they'll toe the line between stern and push over? Which parent are you for the Debate At 8? Has ANYONE ever seen a guitar/bass a shaped like state of Utah?

AJ & McCall worst childhood fear was realized, a kid was stolen! It was actually an accident due to some hilarious circumstances. Parents, where did you accidentally leave your kids? And why does one listener have to roast AJ? AJ's one friends with a kids have really established which parent they are and the pushover has gone over the top. Which are you?

Story #1 - Guy was arrested after taking a taxi to rob a bank, and then another, finally arrested at home

Story #2 - A contraband booze ring was exposed by drunk buffaloes

Story #3 - Door Dash driver got arrested but cops finished the delivery

We know it's not true, but I thought as adults we all just agreed with the '5 second rule?' There's a way men can extend their life 19 years, and AJ says it makes sense, but pretty sure it's a no. Apparently, McCall's boyfriend is so famous he can't get ketchup. With the sun trying to murder us daily why don't more people have windshield screens? Trying to have some sort of a relationship with an ex-spouse is commendable, but not if you cheat. Brutally is defined as in a savage or violent way and brutal honesty is causing issues for the Debate At 8. How is sunbathing in the yard rude?

Is someone really bad for messaging an ex happy birthday? AJ commends those in divorces for trying to have some semblance of a relationship with their ex-spouses, but missed one crucial detail in the message. Being honest is important, but brutally is defined as (in a savage or violent way) and that doesn't sound pleasant. One listener is at her wit's end with her friend's 'empowerment' campaign.