Story #1 - Person running from the cops got caught stopping in the McDonald's drive thru

Story #2 - Guy who didn't like fireworks shot at neighbors setting them off

Story #3 - Guy being chased by police stole a reporters car and crashed it into a cop cruise

Did McCall solve any of the world's problems while in the sensory deprivation tub? How does leopard come back from being caked in the face? AJ got the side eye from a work gossip over using the work dumpster to through out some of his excessive trash, is this really a problem? Bad new kids, no inheritance for you. Apparently parents are spending it on themselves and only one of AJ & McCall is expecting to get one. What old tech are you relying on still for the Debate At 8? How does someone hop a curb, drive across a sidewalk and into a building while trying to parallel park? 

If you're the child of a parent, bad news, there might not be an inheritance for you. Parents aren't leaving as much to their kids and the general reaction is "...alright." Only one of AJ & McCall is counting on getting an inheritance, and one has already discussed what they're going to be handing down. Pretty important with none of that will money coming down to save a few bucks, so what old tech are you still counting on?

Story #1 - While being pulled over, two people switched seats and both got DUIs

Story #2 - Guy called 911 to tell cops "Take me jail (inappropriate words)"

Story #3 - Guy was searched with drugs hidden in him, but someone must have put them there

Why do people shoot off fireworks not at night? Does AJ have a viable solution to improving firework shows? The AJ & McCall Show are making a decree about friends dating friends. McCall will be in a big tub this afternoon, would you do the sensory deprivation tub? Fourth of July weekend was full of drama with exes living together and an obnoxious neighbor for the Debate At 8. AJ's friend got the cops called on him and wants people to agree he's not a jerk in the situation. 

How does somebody become one of those TV judges? AJ & McCall are handing out advice, starting with exes still living together. That's going to be more relapse than reconcile. One listener can't avoid the obnoxious neighbor and AJ tries to come up with anything other than McCall's very mature solution to the problem.

Story #1 - Guy who hates fireworks wakes neighbors in the middle of the night by shouting noises

Story #2 - Lady tried to join the 4th of July firework on her tractor and was arrested after crashing into a fence

Story #3 - Man hired a hit man on Craigslist to kill a peacock

This is your annual reminder to think about your pets and take care of them with fireworks going off. AJ & McCall have no idea how someone stumbled across wine and hot dogs supposedly being good. Just because it's a holiday weekend doesn't mean AJ & McCall will miss Cache Valley Secrets. Would sleeping in different rooms once a week really help a relationship? The strength of devotion is being tested as AJ almost stuck his hand in a toilet yesterday for the Debate At 8. Why in the world do we need a social media day when it's actually evil!

Apparently ten percent of couples sleep in separate rooms once a week to strengthen their relationship. Can AJ & McCall sort out this level of independence? Would either of them be in support of it? How devoted are you? If something of your significant others went in the toilet are you going after it?

Story #1 - Guy commits burglaries because the devil told him he needed to pay for college

Story #2 - Bunch of kids set of fireworks in a store, in a store!

Story #3 - Fake cop pulled over a real cop who recognized him