Friday is the perfect time to confess so you can have a clear conscience going into the weekend and, more often than not, AJ & McCall will have their own stories to share. Who wouldn't scrub their feet in the shower? No! Batman Begins is not based on a real story. Who knew the Beatles could cause a marriage fight? It's a lot of petty for Cache Valley Secrets.

Story #1 - Lady attacked her boyfriend and punched out some windows after a night of bowling and getting denied

Story #2 - A wanted fugitive took a $1 million yacht for a joy ride

Story #3 - Police removed disorderly people from a Home Depot for performing an exorcism for the dead trees

Why was AJ disappointed with a dog owner? Someone get the Olympics committee to put just one more competitor in each event! AJ was already anxious about his future proposal, but he was always supposed to have a back up also? McCall can't believe the flak two listeners are receiving in the Debate At 8. Do you really have to go broke for a bachelorette, even if you're in the bridal party? Would you bring kids on your honeymoon? What does this part of the country have against ice cream?

Isn't the point of a bachelor/bachelorette party to be with those closest to you? One listener needs reassurances it's okay not to further dive into depth because of the outlandish party planned. Would you bring your kids on your honeymoon? One couple is getting crap for making that decision, while AJ & McCall happen to agree for the Debate At 8.

Story # 1 - Family drove the remains of someone to spread ashes, but someone broke in and stole 'em

Story #2 - Guy named Shaft Bang Adams was caught with illegal substances

Story #3 - Man allegedly robbed a bank a few months ago, then robbed the same bank in a different place and was caught

If we erased all the parking lines would everyone still park the right ways? Is AJ the only one that didn't know fear of mascots was a thing? Do either AJ or McCall think they could convince their boss to go on vacation with them for Would You Rather Wednesday? Revenge doesn't always have to be mean, it can be funny. Apparently AJ isn't as tight with a friend as he thought after receiving no heads on the wedding. AJ definitely can't ask to use his neighbor's pool...right? Would people crash McCall's pool if she got one for the Debate At 8? Why would you propose somewhere haunted?!

There's no secrecy policy when it comes to telling people you're going to get married, right? A friend AJ considered himself pretty tight with, didn't say anything to him about getting married. He's more than a little bummed. AJ's neighbor got a pool but he can't be 'that guy' that asks to use it, at least according to McCall. Would neighbor's crash McCall's if she got a pool for the Debate At 8?

Story #1 - Drunk driver left a trail of fire

Story #2 - Two wedding crashers got pummeled after trying to steal beer and punching the groom

Story #3 - Guy hit someone but says "Oh no it was a deer..."

Is there really a difference between lettuce water and just chewing lettuce? Now AJ & McCall have NO IDEA whether or not fireflies actually glow in Utah. When it comes to family gatherings that aren't yours, you should be what you want to be. HBO Max blamed their intern and so is everyone else for their work mistakes. AJ had a glass shattering moment after his friend said she's giving up on dating and wants to have a baby. It's even weirder after he was propositioned for it once before. How much time should you give yourself post break up for the Debate At 8?

AJ had a glass shattering moment when his friend told him she was giving up dating and wanted to have a kid. AJ & McCall are both children of divorce, but how does something like this qualify. AJ was once asked to be part of something similar. One piece of past advice AJ knows he could use in the past was to slow down. How long should you take a break after a serious break up before moving on for the Debate At 8?