It's honorable someone has tried to make parking better, but has he seen Park Narcs? Make sure you don't fall victim to the new epidemic, food amnesia! AJ informs McCall that it's guy code to inform a friend who meets someone online that they're getting cat fished. This comes up because on listener finds themselves waiting for a girl they can't seem to meet. Science has given up on weight loss and has decided we just need our fat faces sewn shut for the Debate At 8. Beating the GPS is a lifestyle, not just a game.

Bringing back a torture device to help with weight loss makes sense right? AJ & McCall are beside themselves at science giving up and just telling everyone to 'shut their fat faces.' That being said, perhaps DentalSlim could be put to actual uses to help out.

Story #1 - Guy tried to post bail with counterfeit bills

Story #2 - Guy called the police to ask "Why haven't I been arrested?" so his wish was granted

Story #3 - A 'rappers' Instagram pictures were used by the Feds to tie him to a shooting

How in the heck do you not know you have a tiddlywink in your nose for 37 years?! McCall has found her platform for the 2024 election and it's something everyone can get behind. AJ is concerned for the health of Steve-O, meanwhile McCall doesn't understand shark week. Why does Sam's Club hate McCall? McCall is planning her first vacation and one listener is not happy about the way his wife is planning their honeymoon. AJ is done with courtesy invites for the Debate At 8. Who in the heck's favorite driving songs are actually about driving? 

After McCall spent awhile trying to figure out her first vacation, one listener has a huge issue for their honeymoon they're trying make up. Do you think you'd be able to vacation with another couple? McCall says yes, AJ says no. In regards to vacation, AJ is getting together with a friend for the holiday weekend but didn't bother inviting the people he knew couldn't make it. Is anyone else done with the courtesy invites?

Story #1 - Guy called in a bomb threat to McDonald's because they didn't give him dipping sauce

Story #2 - Some guy broke into a house, threatened them with a decorative samurai sword and stole their truck

Story #3 - Lady was arrested after stealing a tractor and leading cops on a not so high speed chase

Having a good work/life balance is bad? What are you on science?! This is your reminder to walk back your chaotic energy friends. AJ & McCall never pass on a chance to play Kid or Drunk Adult. Be careful with fireworks, don't blind your friends, look out below and something no sibling can recover from. Something small and no big deal can quickly blow up in your face, see the Tour de France pile up. AJ broke a siblings' bone, McCall bribed a fellow student with nothing; how did your something small blow up for the Debate At 8? How cool would it be to have an office in an old bank vault?

The path to Hell is paved with good intentions. Something innocent can quickly blow up and go downhill fast, like the spectator causing a MASSIVE pile up at the Tour de France with a sign. What something simple turned out really bad? AJ can't believe his parents didn't believe him...when he was lying, and McCall bribed a fellow student with nothing.

Story #1 - 711 customers assaulted someone with salsa

Story #2 - Driver doing 110 MPH in a 45 told cops someone had to go to the bathroom

Story #3 - Man and a woman shot up a Burger King parking lot because their sandwich was too spicy

Hopefully not taken for granted, but AJ needs to say thank you to a specific set of parents. AJ had no idea he was working with a hardened karate master in McCall that has punched through a window?! How many people have a good truck bed story? Welcome to Cache Valley Secrets, the no judgement zone where AJ & McCall have their own wacky stories to share for the Debate At 8. Yes, AJ has gray hairs and he needs to take advantage of the pandemic as an excuse for aging.