If it doesn't happen for AJ, does it really happen for anyone else? Of course he's kidding but there are several traditions his family has employed for Christmas but don't use for Thanksgiving that make very little sense to him. McCall is 100% not on board with doing any FaceTiming at the Thanksgiving dinner table. Do families pot luck for the Thanksgiving meal, because once the kids are grown up it really seems like the fair thing to do. 

Story #1 - Grandma got in trouble for feeding carrots to a sad horse

Story #2 - A wanted criminal got in trouble for making shirts bragging about his crime

Story #3 - A 711 customer assaulted someone with Tostito's Salsa

We appreciate it Barenaked Ladies, but we need a TRILLION dollars now! What monster would water down ketchup?! Why is it that every time a hack comes around, somehow movie theaters get pwned by it? Cache Valley Secrets doesn't let down this week. How dare someone want to spend time with the people they love? Would you be onboard with an 'Unplugged Thanksgiving'? AJ says just leave the football on mute. McCall is able to ignore the parent voice in her head that says you just can't put carbs on your plate, so no meat Thanksgiving is good for her for the Debate At 8. How is Booboo a common used password?!

Someone wants to spend ACTUAL time with their loved ones?! That's crazy! One listener is already hearing from friends at doing an 'Unplugged Thanksgiving' but are they actually nuts? AJ says you have to mute the TV because his family loves football, but he's in. AJ & McCall don't hate the idea of board games/murder mystery Thanksgiving either. Speaking of the meal together, what happens if you show up and there's no meat? Are you mad/leaving?

Story #1 - Guy named Samuel Jackson got a DUI and unleashed a streak of profanities

Story #2 - An apartment complex caught on fire because someone tried to light a bug on fire

Story #3 - Naked guy was found upside down behind the wheel of a stolen boat

Over half of people have called out of work/school because they've looked at their phones. You ever have that moment where it's a sign the needs to be done? AJ tried to eat plastic and that was his sign. Why would there be a dress code for Thanksgiving when you're just gonna get messy and need to be rolled out of the house? 'Future anxiety' is the new term coined, but it isn't something new right? AJ takes on the 'texts that'll scare guys away' because they're bogus for one reason or another for the Debate At 8. Carole Baskins says her husband had an accident, but we all know the song.

Future anxiety isn't new? Freaking out over things to come? But have you ever heard the term before? AJ goes through a list of types of texts that apparently will scare of men, though he finds that's not really the case. They're either cover or something that bugs everyone.

Story #1 - Town Spends $150k to clean up beach...just to dump it in the ocean

Story #2 - Lawyer who said 'I can think like a criminal.' is busted for selling drugs

Story #3 - Woman tries to escape jail just using her bra wire

It was only a matter of time before 'Swifties' went after John Mayer, with more to come. AJ & McCall both disagree with the 'perfect song' for every time of day and list their own. Would you rather have to cook everything for a decent sized family get together or be responsible for no food but have to spend time with the family members that are going to ask all the annoying questions? One in five people claim to have made a mistake bad enough to get fired, but AJ & McCall say it has to be way more. Let's hear some of the AJ low lights while several listeners remind us to double check who we're sending our messages to for the Debate At 8. How do you forget the potatoes for Thanksgiving?!

Apparently ONLY one in five people feel like they've made a mistake at work that could have gotten them fired, but AJ & McCall think that's definitely low. AJ recalls some of his best screw ups, including probably not really being allowed to drive the VFX van anymore. Listeners share some of their stories, and really everyone needs to just check their phones, emails and texts to make sure they are sending them to the right person.