Story #1 - Cop tried to break up a bar fight and a lady bit his ear off

Story #2 - Drunk guy drove into a sign 'Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over'

Story #3 - Camera caught a guy driving over 70 MPH with a guy on his hood drinking a beer

It's just normal not to answer an unknown number, regardless of what McCall says, but what do you do when the person calling has met you and still doesn't know you? If you're opposed to 'No Shave November' or facial stumble, well it presents a health issue. Excuse AJ & McCall for a quick rant on worldwide money being much prettier, but how do you handle allowance if no one has cash? Who's dropping a Thanksgiving bombshell? AJ is sure he is again, but because no one will listen. It's a time about family being together but what do you do when there's a divorce to deal with for the Debate At 8? Planning is probably smart with Thanksgiving next week, but what about going with prepared to make yourself look better?

Anyone else's Thanksgiving have an air of tension to them as they wait to see if something will come up that rocks the boat? AJ is going pretty sure he's going to have to drop the Thanksgiving bomb, again. No one will get the hint on the baby question so it will be quite the shock, again. The holidays are meant to be a time for everyone to get together, but what do you do if there's a divorce in the family? One mom doesn't want to disappoint her kids for the holidays but isn't sure if she can see her ex for the Debate At 8.

Story #1 - Drunk driver blamed her bad driving on an egg roll

Story #2 - Guy threatened a TSA agent, got naked and yelled "I can do this because this is a free country."

Story #3 - Drunk driver tried to run from police, sideswiped 20 cards and then crashed

What shortages are we dealing with now, or already have? If only there was a bacon plant, but all these plant replacements are now confusing kids. Apparently, AJ & McCall can maneuver around Utah State's campus pretty easily, even easier than a basketball coach as well. AJ is getting some petty revenge, on behalf of a friend, by calling on McCall's customer service experience to judge some horrendous call ins. Also, should you take time off after a serious break up? Speaking of judging, AJ wants to know why his girlfriend had to actually fight her way out of a 'kidnapping' to pass her self-defense class, but she wasn't taught the safety signal that recently saved a kid for the Debate At 8? Why did the top slang go back five years?!

Call it passive aggressive revenge, but AJ has silly stories from a friend's work to be judged. McCall is always called in on for her experience in fast food and customer service, but what does she think of the ridiculous call outs AJ has to share? Speaking of judging, how is that AJ's girlfriend had to take a week of self defense AND escape from someone as a final test, but neither her or AJ knew about the simple hand signal to call for help? 

Story #1 - Guy was busted in the carpool lane with a hat and coat draped over the passenger lane

Story #2 - 52-year-old lady tried to hire a hitman to kill her ex husband from rentahitman.com

Story #3 - Lady in a motorized wheelchair robbed a blank

Is it even possible to have Thanksgiving without leftovers?! Who makes the perfect amount of proportions? Bad news,  AJ & McCall might be old because they've definitely said things on the list that qualify them. Friday is the time for Cache Valley Secrets, which starts with "Little Kid or Drunk Adult?" and doesn't stop. Shouldn't AJ's friends warn him of the 'automatically think you're a D-Bag' triggers so he doesn't look like one? McCall agrees with the list given. Can you really tell things like 'Is someone good with money?' based on their facial hair for the Debate At 8? First responders hear some crazy things, and it's the right way to end Cache Valley Secrets.

Shouldn't AJ's friends warn him if they have triggers where they'll think he's automatically a D-Bag? Apparently, talking about BitCoin is one of them and they ran down the list that makes them think that's the case, which McCall happens to agree with. Average American couples have fights about facial hair, and it is No Shave November, but can you really determine if someone is good with money based on their facial hair? Seems like a big stretch for the Debate At 8.

Story #1 - A murderer got caught because he confessed during a game of Truth or Dare

Story #2 - A college student thought there was a ghost in her closet, but it was just a guy trying on her clothes

Story #3 - Lady tried to apologize during a road rage incident and the guy spit food in her mouth