Who’s a good baby amphibian? Is it you? Is it you? It is AK-Xolotl: the AK-47 wielding, you guessed it, axolotl baby raising simulator! Are reptiles different than amphibians? Is it worth sacrificing your children for permenant meta-progression unlocks? These are the kinds of questions all new parents need to answer at some point in their quest to take down Cthulhu-like monstrosities and heavy metal kittens. What other podcast will go into depth on axolotl biology while also talking about the intracacies of the Sten 9×19mm? Who’s a good submachine gun? Is it you? Is it you?

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Transcript

1:14 - Game stats

3:04 - One sentence description

4:27 - Comparison to Enter the Gungeon and twin-stick shooters

7:23 - Core criticism: lack of meaningful variety and randomization

9:53 - Opening cutscene confusion and narrative issues

13:47 - Baby management simulator vs shooting mechanics discussion

18:16 - Weapon unlock system and meta progression problems

21:48 - Baby care mini-game criticism and design flaws

26:25 - Kickstarter campaign and missing promised features analysis

32:27 - Quality vs quantity problems and Early Access comparison

36:08 - Controller issues and key binding problems

42:04 - Easy mode discussion and accessibility features

55:28 - Rankings and final thoughts

1:01:30 - Similar games

Next episode: Dead Cells

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Intro music: Charles Mingus - II B.S.*

Outro music: AK-xolotl - Hell’O Kitty