Stan and Betula set out to design the perfect cocktail.

A full-length bonus episode from our Patreon archives!

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Credits

Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King

Written by Eli McIlveen

Directed by Eli McIlveen and Sean Howard

Sound design by Eli McIlveen

Supporting producers: Kim Bellinger, Ryan Cushman and Kona

Content warning: drinking, illness and bodily functions.

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Hi everyone.

This week, we're bringing you another of our favourite shows. The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles is a podcast sitcom about an up-and-coming actress who's out to take Hollywood by storm. It's witty and brassy and fast-paced, and we think you'll like it!

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Content warning: strong language and sexual humour.

The Carlotta Beautox Chronicles, Ep 101: Just Who Is Carlötta Beautox Anywho?

Meet Carlötta Beautox--actress, thinktress, influenceress. She's on a mission to become Hollywood's Next. Big. Thing. In this pilot episode we discover how the actress, formerly known as Kitty Kinicki, first came to Los Angeles from a small town in New Jersey. We'll meet Dave, her talent manager/landlord and we'll flashback to their initial encounter. Carlötta also shares with us the gory details of the audition that (almost) landed her her first television gig.

EPISODE NOTES

Trojan Cat Media presents The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles. Written, produced, directed, and edited by Ann Sloan.

Website: http://www.CarlottaPodcast.com

Facebook: https://facebook.com/CarlottaPodcast

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Instagram: https://instagram.com/CarlottaPodcast

Theme song composed by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian.

Lyrics by Ann Sloan

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Hi everyone!

This bonus would have gone out sooner, but we actually-for-real fell asleep listening to it. Which is the whole point!

Sleep With Me is the kind of podcast we need right now: one specifically designed to fall asleep to. Every episode, Drew Ackerman (aka Scooter) rambles gently for an hour to provide you with a soothing distraction, often starting with a bedtime story, or a TV episode recap... or in this case, Episode 1 of Alba Salix, Royal Physician.

This episode will drop on the main Sleep With Me podcast feed later this week.

So if, like us, you've been having a little trouble sleeping lately, queue this up and drift off with Drew's interpretation of Alba Salix, Episode 1: Well Met!

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The season finale! Betula receives some unexpected help with her run for town council.

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Credits

Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King

Written by Eli McIlveen

Directed by Eli McIlveen and Sean Howard

Sound design by Eli McIlveen

Produced by Sean Howard

Supporting producers: Kim Bellinger, Ryan Cushman and Kona

Content warning: more politics.

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When Stan starts taking an interest in local politics, Gubbin is his usual cynical self, but Betula is intrigued.

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Credits

Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King, with special guest Thoreau Smiley

Written and directed by Eli McIlveen and Sean Howard

Sound design by Eli McIlveen

Produced by Sean Howard

Supporting producers: Kim Bellinger, Ryan Cushman and Kona

Content warning: politics.

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The magic business hits a dead end – and Stan receives an unexpected visit.

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Credits

Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King

Written and directed by Eli McIlveen and Sean Howard

Sound design by Eli McIlveen

Produced by Sean Howard

Supporting producers: Kim Bellinger, Ryan Cushman and Kona

Content warning: bereavement, family struggles and undead creatures.

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Stan picks the wrong holiday to celebrate at the Axe & Crown.

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Credits

Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King

Written by Eli McIlveen

Directed by Sean Howard and Eli McIlveen

Sound design by Eli McIlveen

Produced by Sean Howard

Supporting producers: Kim Bellinger, Ryan Cushman and Kona

Content warning: day drinking, night drinking, threats, racism, nationalism and family conflicts.

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Stan and his friend have a brilliant new business idea, but it's going to need some work.

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Credits

Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King

Written by Eli McIlveen

Directed by Sean Howard and Eli McIlveen

Sound design by Eli McIlveen

Produced by Sean Howard

Supporting producers: Kim Bellinger, Ryan Cushman and Kona

Content warning: fire, panic and marketing.

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It's time for another round at the Axe & Crown!

Gubbin and Betula try to lift Stan's spirits by plotting to beat the Badger & Bucket at their own game.

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Credits

Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King

Written by Eli McIlveen

Directed by Sean Howard and Eli McIlveen

Sound design by Eli McIlveen

Produced by Sean Howard

Supporting producers: Kim Bellinger, Ryan Cushman and Kona

Content warning: gross food, poop jokes and crime.

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It's almost here! Six all-new episodes of The Axe & Crown, every two weeks starting November 18th.

Our supporters on Patreon will get to hear each episode before it's released to the public. And all patrons get weekly bonuses extras and an invite to our fan community on Discord. Learn more at patreon.com/albasalix!

Starring Hugo Jones, Art Carlson and Marisa King.

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