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It's incomplete (but beautiful)- you can see where it's going

It's Ugly Nicola! Alcoholism, and Ugly Nicola. Simon is in love still (but not with Ugly Nicola).

He's back! This week. FACT!

Our loved ones, Shame and guilt, anger and cruelty. Emotional damage, Chapter 8, thumping books, gardening, Lois and Bill. Time and effort.

The Pancake Day Special. It helps us to help others, but how do we make contact with those that need us most? God, charity and the Irish. Bourbon biscuits and Yorkshire Tea. Sitting on the toilet and hiding from your kids. Introducing your parents. Everything has changed. Alcoholics Anonymous – America’s greatest export.

A nice introduction to AA Step 12, bloody cyclists (again), giving it away to keep it, how to write a good theme tune and working with Theresa May. A nice walk in the countryside, best friends, evil Lance Armstrong, ruining a weekend and being a coward. Alcoholism for the deeply flawed.

Tantric sex, Australians, pregnancy scares, witches, bed wetting and the dogs of Facebook. Why alcoholics need to be at one with the universe. Free your minds.

Disco biscuits, the world’s best weed and making amends with fig rolls. Why we remember the last drunk, not the last drink. Theresa May, window cleaners, Chinese takeaways and the tooth fairy. Alcoholism for idiots.

This is business time! A new theme tune, a good grope of Step 8, beginning the process of making amends, Little Miss Promotion Prospect, dull PowerPoints and so much more. This is the podcast that seriously means business.