A captured interview from sources unknown.

It's incomplete (but beautiful)- you can see where it's going

It's Ugly Nicola! Alcoholism, and Ugly Nicola. Simon is in love still (but not with Ugly Nicola).

He's back! This week. FACT!

Our loved ones, Shame and guilt, anger and cruelty. Emotional damage, Chapter 8, thumping books, gardening, Lois and Bill. Time and effort.

Why don’t we change? Digestive biscuits, Yorkshire Tea, procrastination, failure to launch, wives, gay people and straight people. Miss L was a right bitch! Alcoholic Ominous is the Radiohead of the podcast world.

It’s Easter, and we’re messing up again. Banging, Laser Quest, 37 minutes, bad language, mums and dads, taking it up the bum, Ric Flair, Jesus, feminism and… just something. Simon returns to form. Alcoholism for idiots! God bless recovery.

The day when I got a new theme tune. People in recovery giving me a lift. Having no biscuits, the lonely disease of alcoholism, Serotonin, the perfect moment that failed… and a big thank you to Carl, Steve and Ellen (Ellen’s probably my fav). Nirvana… This is a low.

The Pancake Day Special. It helps us to help others, but how do we make contact with those that need us most? God, charity and the Irish. Bourbon biscuits and Yorkshire Tea. Sitting on the toilet and hiding from your kids. Introducing your parents. Everything has changed. Alcoholics Anonymous – America’s greatest export.

A nice introduction to AA Step 12, bloody cyclists (again), giving it away to keep it, how to write a good theme tune and working with Theresa May. A nice walk in the countryside, best friends, evil Lance Armstrong, ruining a weekend and being a coward. Alcoholism for the deeply flawed.