This is the difficult God episode. British Values, President Trump, Sweden and Second Life. The episode that could save the world. Alcoholics everywhere will love it.

The hopeless alcoholic - one shot at life. Frogs, nut allergies, Russia and Fred. Laugh and cry along to the 8th best alcoholism podcast on the planet. Much Love.

Simon discusses the insanity of the first drink, The Empire Strikes Back, and through his 'resentment' agenda item we are introduced to Clare (who was clearly an evil bitch). Alcoholism has never sounded this good.

Understanding alcoholism and fear. Hiding from the fear and facing up to fear. Cape Fear, atheists, microwave meals and neighbours who like banging. Episode 10 has something for everyone.

Let’s talk about the break-up. Does it hurt to end the relationship with alcohol and finally stop drinking? Also… The Jitters, the glitter ban, Pringles tubes, Lady Gaga and an informative review of all other ‘alcoholic recovery’ podcasts.

Alcoholism... The disease of more. Dead friends, meetings with mediums, fish fingers, violence, stupidity and the late, great George Best.

Alcoholism is a love affair with a psychopath (apparently). Simon takes a swipe at alcohol charities who are investing money in fish fingers, and we dive into "There is a Solution".

Simon explains exactly why the alcoholic is ‘out of control’ and describes the futile efforts of alcoholics to moderate their drinking. Simon Cowell is dealt a significant bitchslap!

Understanding why the alcoholic is 'lost' and attempting to establish if there was a 'point of no return'. A slap in the face for school mums and a big salute to women in recovery.

Getting deep inside the mind of the still suffering alcoholic, Simon asks the question 'what's going on upstairs?'