The episode where we are strong. Metrosexuals, double dates, YouTube ads, Jesus and the need for big fat thick cement. Follow the Alcoholic Ominous through the Triumphant Arch… or drink for oblivion.

Being humble, having humility and avoiding humiliation. This is the episode that realises that it is not that important. Tyson Fury, pink stuff and staying late at parties. The kids will love this.

The awkward sex episode. Sex with Turkish barbers, inappropriate women, Tyson Fury and sex apps. Page 69 of the big book never looked so desirable. Enjoy your God-given sex powers whilst listening to episode 21 of Mexico’s favourite sober podcast.

A beautiful alcoholic woman called ‘C’, the common cold, sitting on big leather furniture and writing lists. This is the podcast that needs guidance from others who know stuff. Simon has the snuffles and bravely tackles this very important podcast.

Drunken Mexicans, cats that scratch, crazy bitches in meetings, Dr Bob and Jesus Christ. It’s all here in Episode 19 of the podcast that is not worthy of ‘New and Noteworthy’. Get clean and sober with Simon.

Wild, selfish and self-centred alcoholics. An introduction to ‘2-Pints’, helping the elderly, Don Johnson, Peter Pan, lost boys, Greater Manchester drivers and guns. Sober up with Simon and page 69 of The Big Book.

Spiritual progress and the alcoholic. High-risk disco moves, traditional British tea, Come on Eileen, enforced unwritten rules, multi-tasking, driving home sober and doing The Hustle. Grow up spiritually with Simon, or take your business elsewhere.

A short introduction to the 12 Steps. Spanish cat-bites, the destruction of The Beatles, LinkedIn and networking for success. Call all of your alcoholic friends and party listening to these fresh beats.

Can alcoholics be happy? The truth about Guy Fawkes and his alcoholism. The Royal Family of Great Britain, the Roman Catholic Church, flip-flops, and Tony Robins. This is iTunes favourite health podcast, fact!

The dark place... a place the alcoholic knows well. Teenage drunken parties, being told off by angry women at parties, fake plays and the limbic system. Probably not the best Alcoholic Ominous podcast, but it's been a bit hectic lately.