Alcoholics Autonomous

Episode 43! Ariba! Abaja! Al Centro! Al Dentro! This week were extra saucy. This week I visit the beautiful country that is Cosat Rica. I save some drowning locals and shit on US customs. Plus, Christian is shitting Little Mermaid rage and the assholes that can't stop messing with our food. Pura Vida my friends. One hell of an episode. Sponsored by: Space Mall

Episode 42! This week we totally wrote it in. Just Kidding. OK, well maybe. This week we talk some traveling, we discover Breatherianism, and the cocaine surplus that we are living in. Meanwhile, Christian discusses half price cakes at Wal-Mart, Southern traditions, and band camp. It gets a little weird. Make sure not to miss the episode, sponsored by: Sea Dawgs Baby Batter

Episode 41! This is a good one folks. This week I trigger Christian with a Batman movie tier list. Its good, trust me. We hate on some radio people in Kansas City. Plus, I struggle with a few beers and few online 'friend' finding platforms. And we hook up some fellow podcast buddies out in Hollywood doing some great work. Its a real hammer of an episode! Sponsored by: Lamepeoplemeet.com

Episode 40! Happy Fathers Day. We hope you got a well deserved day of rest and oral. This week we visit Power Wheeling under the influence, I discuss a wild rally in Austin and breakdown the Rolling Thunder Revue. Meanwhile, Christian has his hands full with OJ Simpson fantasy advise, some Phoenix cops and of course Alex Jones' curious choices in counsel. Here comes a ball buster of a show. Brought to you by: Rowdy Reighards Bar and Grill.

Episode 39! My your looking fine. As promised, here is your double shot for the week. Take it slow. Just kidding. This episode I go to Chicago and get the death plague, observe some mid-western fashion trends and observe the world that was, 1999. Meanwhile, Christian is all about the Robitussin and has some pedophile policias he wants to send to Fuckery Island. Get ready for another barn burner. Sponsored by: SAIFS

Episode 38, rhymes with Late! Sorry guys but as promised here is the first of a two episode week. This week Christian finally dives into Qualified Immunity, gives us motorcyclists some healthy tips and starts leaking like a human. Plus, I go on a Poker tear, breakdown the Cheers theme song as an alcoholic siren and finally get out of AAA. Don't be late, listen today! Sponsored by McGreavy Hams.

Episode 37! Alright chicken suckas we gotta a damn good one for you this week. And if you haven't started listening well to fuckery island with your ass. This week I Mia Wallace Christian's wife, get a glimpse inside retirement and consider fighting an 8 year old. Meanwhile, Christian gets scammed on Twitter, gets attacked by insects and threats to go medieval on my ass. Plus we review the greatest TV intros of all time. Sponsored by SeaMan's Shampoo

Episode 36! Jeez, 36 weeks? Babies take 36 weeks. Great show this week I actually got some sleep. I go to a motorcycle rally, get into some degenerate activities, and totally botch the sale of some Turkey Legs. Meanwhile, Christian does a John Wick A - Thon and gets the worst massage of his life. Here's a hint, it doesn't END well-or happy. Strap in or strap down we've got another great show. Sponsored by: Ty's Turkey Legs

Episode 35, We tried to keep it positive...Ha, just kidding. This week we discuss Mothers Day and mothers, were looking at you Alyssa Milano. Christian gives some great advice to expectant parents and spits some moronic family dinner practices. Meanwhile, I observe some downtown vagabonds and argue with a bartender for being over charged. Hands down or most Negative show yet! Sponsored by: Nap Times

Episode 34! Fantastic Episode..of course. This week we take some Uber rides and throw some Government officials into Fuckery Island. This is going to be a running theme, trust us. Additionally, we discuss the absurdity of the Met Gala and Christian reveals that there is a ghost child living in his house. Sponsored by: Buck Anvil The Slammer