Alcoholics Autonomous

Episode 33! What a show. This week we discuss Beluga Whales and their training in the Russian Navy. We also break down the absurd oddity that is the Sonic the Hedgehog movie trailer. Christian reveals how NOT to post a vacancy for gainful employment and gives some dating tips to young women. There's really too much to name this week. Strap in! Or on...whatever you prefer. Sponsored by: NICo-STIX

This week we visit Christian’s Pee Pee Corner. Trust us, you wanna know. Plus, I discuss the evolution of Television, the invention of the margarita machine and how to correctly urinate outside. Christian dives into some Game of Thrones this week, discovers Donald Glovers Coachella set and of course, Kanye’s Sunday…Service? Another great show with plenty of laughs coming at you! Presented by: Crazy Train Retina Scanner

Episode 31! Were on Spotify! This week we defend our beloved Astros' Mascot, Orbit from legal persecution, send some more people to Fuckery Island and listen in on some, "Joyous Conclusions" Christian weighs in on some relationship advice and I discuss the physics of gravity. One hell of a show. Sponsored by: Co-Co-Worker

Our little old podcast from Texas is the big 3-0! So were going to party and make some questionable life decisions to prove we still have our youth. This week we discuss topless teachers, Cowboy Bebop going live, and Christian tells us to cancel on Mybookie. Also, we take a shit on some tourists in Buenos Aires and hope the dolphins wipe out entire families. Plus, we talk some XFL and Final Four action. Don't miss the best episode yet! Presented by Pindle

Episode 29! What a show we have for you. This week we Viva Las Vegas for a little fun, Christian pours one out for our man, Nipsey, and we discuss what Joe Biden should do with his hands in the future. Plus, we break down some Final Four action, discuss the greatest John Woo film of all time and the demise of the AAF. Here comes a hell of a show! Sponsored by Drunk Buddy Detector

Just pay $10K and you're off the hook! As always, we accept generous donations and love it when you help support the show. This week Christian tells us about the secrets of the, "Daddy - Daughter Dance", the OG triple D. Plus, some good old boys are gifted a fridge from the heavens and Enterprise Rent a car has a new questionable training program, we talk spring break, the Mueller report, and shit on people that litter. Don't miss a fantastic show!

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Here comes another fantastic show! We hit the road and make a trip to Dallas, cause why not? Christian gets naked and other people are afraid. Big T Scrotes! This week we learn about how dolphins get high with blowies and we follow up with Del on this legendary beer fast. Also, we nuke the DVR because fuck reality TV. This weeks lesson is Bacardi and the bat, sponsored by Uncanny Valley.

It's Lent! If you do that sort of thing. This week we learn about Target's secret 6-pack deal. Plus, Christian is going to get in the ass of some Anti-Vaxer parents and address what is really hurting people. We'll also learn about the cool old monks and the beer they used to fast on. Also, I re-invent the wheel. Another great episode coming at you!

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Episode 25! This week we talk about Dog Park Debbie, Christian's impenetrable scrotum, and we order a Momo challenge with cheese. Plus, we dump on Hi-Point fire arms, dig deep into Michael Jackson and ponder what the hell is going on with Kellen Winslow. We also pay homage to David Wells perfect game. Here's another ball busting show.

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Sorry for the hiatus! We're back. This week we talk about the greatest man that ever lived. Christian gets down on some famous Roberts and we discover that catapults might be trouble for the border wall. Plus, we take a little trip to the valley and discover a meat market that really grinds my gears. Best show yet, brought to you by: Smoke Box