Alex gets a dose of karma in bathroom stall, Adrian worries his portfolio will take a hit if China shoots down Pelosi, Biden is building Trump’s border wall, humans have apparently pissed off the simians, “aliens” drill holes in ocean floors and leave spaghetti on Mars, Congress plans to print money to combat inflation, and everything is a photo shoot.

Adrian plans pre-incarceration gender transition, Alex becomes Cancel Karen, armed felon unable to prevent Denver Police mass shooting, why your breasts are wooden and you can’t find your meat, political campaigns becoming civil war brinksmanship, I’ll have what Paul Pelosi’s having, and could a rapist Scientologist save America?

Adrian’s abortion boat gets launched, Hunter Biden likes his “breakfast tacos” blonde with a side of crack, US government spends $275 million on COVID treatment it called a hoax six months ago, NYC launches nuclear war PSA, China replaces judges with AI, there’s only one cause for inflation and it’s not “f’ing Asian people.”

Alex’s Uber stories keep getting weirder, anger and distrust in American way of life becoming zeitgeist, China uses AI mind reading to ensure party loyalty, Georgia Guidestones are no more, Somali Muslims and Alt-Right Christians find common ground, Florida man beats neighbor’s cock, and don’t park in your own driveway.

Adrian and Alex answer listener questions poorly, over 25% of Americans ready to take up arms against the government as the shining city on the hill dims globally, LAPD practice crowd control by beating fellow cop to death, SCOTUS welcomes Satan & L. Ron Hubbard into schools, and is that my Plan B delivery from Amazon or an undercover officer with my app data?

Alex gets suspended in multiple ways, Adrian supports rampant election fraud, we wonder whether Replacement Theorists realize SCOTUS overturning Roe means more minorities, CDC recommends fully-clothed sex and social-distance masturbation, Google’s AI hires a lawyer, and unfortunately the next solar flare probably won’t be “The Big One.”

Alex and his pal Uber are fightin’ around Tampa Bay (toot, toot!), Adrian wonders how to prove AI sentience and then questions yours, Clintons take a break from pedophilia and murder to warn of demise of democracy, government keeps pissing off Americans then barricading themselves from us, Biden takes a tumble, and it comes as little surprise that Trump was delusional.