Alex Schroeder: Halberds & Helmets

Dwarves are rich and paranoid. There's also a long excursion about dwarves, elves, halflings and humans in the monster manual.

Dragons a dangerous and lucrative and thus provide players with an excellent betting opportunity. Use more dragons!

Doppelgängers are for the urban adventure when you no longer know whom to trust and how to safely uncover the conspiracy.

Crocodiles are ambush predators. I like to announce their presence and treat them like traps.

Creepers are a total party kill in the making with their eight paralysing attacks but I still love them.

Giant crabs are cool because of the crab demon lord Garaskis that offers pincer arms and carapace armour to the poor and powerless.

Chimeras are goofy because of the goat head, but also dangerous for the lion attack and the dragon breath. I use them as guardians of the underworld.

Giant centipedes and other vermin like rats and bats, and monsters like rot grub or green slime are better handled as traps. They don't need to be in the monster manual.

Centaurs are half horse half men, horny drunken violent creatures. Content warning: sexual violence.

A cat for every occasion, from pumas, mountain lions, jaguars, lions to tigers: harassing villages and making it hard to cross rivers