Have you ever bigged yourself up so much and then it makes you look stupid when you fail? It happens all the time, and here's a whole podcast about just that. 

This week's podcast is a bizarre piece of performance art. I play the part of a lonely loser who does not have a date on Feb 14th (I play myself). I drank a bottle of wine and talked about love.

It was supposed to be relaxing with a nice ambience but ultimately I got drunk and ranty and the surrounding noise was inconsistent. It was great fun. 

Do trees get bored? What's the zulu word for boredom? How does the meaningless of life make things dull? Find out in this week's episode. 

Do we live in a dystopia? If we do, is that necessarily a bad thing? Also, some tangents about spiders, a dead dog and Vladimir Putin.

This week, I talk through some listener/friend submission/questions. Topic include replacing the sunday roast, how the Lord of the Rings is linked to Scientology and why Facebook enables criminality. 

If you want to hear an uninformed, uneducated opinion on artistic merit, then here is your place. This week, I choose my greatest living artist and discuss what makes an artist great. The answer might (or might not)... surprise you.

What would happen if the government executed the world's richest man and took all his money? What could they spend it on? These questions are answered in this week's episode.

I took my microphone to the top of a hill to record some nature sounds and it turned into an accidental podcast. Topics include whether toothbrushes would survive a nuclear war, why people should have leaves and why I want to brush a cow every morning.

The second christmas special (yes, you are spoiled with festive cheer) looks at what would happen if the story of the nativity happened in the modern era. From feminist rants to airbnb mangers. Enjoy!