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An ideological rant is the name of the game this week , where I try to prove that Jesus was a Marxist, despite the fact that communists and christians hate each other. 

A bit of a break from the onslaught of weirdness this week. I look at some interesting facts and history behind swearing and then have a rant about the social politics behind using bad language. 

This week things got real weird. I got into explaining an impossibly big number and then detailed my 22 point plan to become king of the world. 

Link to big number: https://czep.net/weblog/52cards.html

What if the government created conspiracy theories to hide real the real conspiracies? Join me for some conspiraception. 

Listen in to this episode if you want to find out how Lonely Island's Jizz In My Pants is about me. 

This week, I take a stab at some impossible questions. Musings vary from topics such as how it feels to self-fellate to whether or not there is an afterlife. 

Continuing the coronavirus theme, here's a chilled out episode about how to chill out for a few months. 

CUT EVERYONE'S HANDS OFF. MAKE HAZMAT SUITS OUT OF TOILET ROLL.

Here are some alternative ways to combat the coronavirus outbreak. 

Disclaimer: do not take this seriously pls

Phoebe is the worst character in Friends and she is the archetype of the sort of person who abuses strangers online. That's it. That's the episode. 

This week's podcast is about how just a little bit of money can make a big difference... and how a lot of money can be lifechanging. This is not groundbreaking news, but hopefully some of the examples and perspectives are unique enough to keep you interested.