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A completely made up theory about how candy crush is used as a tool by those who control us, and how it led to the deaths of a handful of Bolivians in 2020

I have a theory that Zuckerberg deliberately stopped things being funny to increase his cash pile. 

Can you ever truly know what is going to happen in the future? Who knows more, a horse-racing expert of a clairvoyant? 

Some absolute silliness this week as promised. What are the petty advantages of letting a corporation insert a microchip in your brain? 

It's not as morbid as it sounds... I promise! This week, we look at the best time to die. I predict the date of my own death, work out the best age to pass away, and the best time in history to shuffle off this mortal coil. It is upbeat, I swear! 

Sorry I missed you last week! I'm back now. 

C/W - abuse

This week there has been some decent internet content about how The Matrix is an allegory for the experience of trans people. So, I bring up an idea about how a British comedy film from 2007 is an allegory for systems of abuse. 

A story about how listening to a coffee shop conversation led me to a conspiracy about Donald Trump's current presidential tactics.

I've mentioned this before but it deserves a whole episode. It's a discussion about the logical nightmares of creating a computerised copy of your own brain. Then, there's a bit about Boltzmann Brains which is a mind-blowing theory about existence. 

Does luck exist? Yes. How can people use their relationship with their own emotions to create luck? Easy. Just listen.