I got my Useless Uterus Yoinked in order to stop the Volcano-ing Of My Vagina. This is the story of how that's going.

And what it was like inside my head while I was preparing to become sterile. 

To be clear, I've always wanted to be sterile. This was good news. But taking out a whole organ and then having to recover from that shit is terrifying. 

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Alisa Starr's Vagina has exploded. So, for the past year, she's been trying to figure out how to live with a blood volcano constantly errupting between her legs. 

This is her journey to figure out What The Fuck Is Going Wrong!?!?!?!

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Almost everything I’m going to tell you to do is kinda free. Like, there’s almost no entry fee. And there are affordable mementos waiting for you in every place. If you like to spend a lot of $$ on your trip, there are also delightful expensive things to buy everywhere I send you. 

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In this episode, Alisa takes you on an imagination journey!!!

Trigger warning: Alisa talks about Ovarian cancer. But other than that it's kind of a silly episode. 

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These are cat stories. About me. Some of them are about my childhood. So: Trigger Warning: child abuse and I talk about how I beat up my little brother, so trigger warning, sibling physical abuse.

Also, I give you the whole story of a cat. I include how they were born and how they died. So, trigger warning, dead cats. You may judge the way I treat my cats as fucked up. So trigger warning about that too. 

Almost all the cats and dogs I tell you about here are dead. Most of them were happy in life, and all of them had food. 

They taught me how to love, listen and be kind to myself as well as them. I hope you like these stories. Or at least, forgive me for the confessions I make, and accept me for trying to be better than the worst things I've done. 

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I have been waggling my tits at people since I was a kid. I plan to do it up until I'm an old woman. Not everyone approves. But we've all been cited for Unauthorized Boob Activity at some time in our lives. 

Additionally, I wanted to show you another way to look at the way men often comment on our bodies. They're giving you boner reports. You can file those reports away in the garbage. 

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The Man vs Bear Question, Escape The Corset, and the 4B movement are raising questions about Hetero Life. Alisa traces these movements and talks about how they've changed the way she thinks about sex. 

Trigger Warning!!!
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Alisa Starr gets wrapped up in the trial of the parents of the Oxford School Shooter. She sums it up for you.

Then she tells you how she thinks we can solve guns. 

Trigger Warning: murder, gun violence, suicide.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTp6es0KR2g Rep. Katie Porter demands better gun safety. 

David Hogg is a bad-ass who always fights for gun safety. You should follow him. We should all fucking follow him. He survived the Parkland School Shooting. He fights guns with words. He is the hero we don’t deserve. 

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