All About the Biscuits

People are too "busy" to communicate. No, you're not. If you're that busy, manage your time better. You have the time.

Episode drops Wednesdays @ 7 AM

My wife's a pot hoarder! 37 pots! She finally let me take them away. Annie Pots cleared space...until she finds new ones! 😂

Episode drops Wednesdays @ 7 AM

Marriage: when your internal timeline means *nothing*. "Salty boy?" I'll be your salty boy. 🤣

Episode drops Wednesday @ 7 AM

This episode goes from serious to absurd really fast.

We talk about an elementary school that built a wooden punishment box for kids — including special needs children — and ask how anyone thought that was okay. Then we reset with a 2:47 AM standoff with my dog, an awkward Chick-fil-A food pickup where I admitted my favorite gift was a Slinky, and people paying $100K to poop in a luxury tent on Mount Everest.

It’s funny. It’s uncomfortable. It’s honest.
New episodes drop every Wednesday at 7 AM — come back each week for more All About the Biscuit.

A 53-year-old man reveals his favorite Christmas gift was a Slinky. Did he really just say that to this kid? The bubble is real.

This homeowner decked out his house with Clark Griswold-level lights. The HOA wasn't thrilled and started charging him $50/day! What happened next? Justice. Pure, Christmas light justice.

A school uses a dark wooden box as a form of punishment for children, including those with special needs. Is this an acceptable method of discipline for students? This is mind-blowing!

Let's keep it real, raw, open, honest, funny, and serious. Think about what we're doing. Don't be so selfish. Light up your house, but don't burn it down!

🔥 All About the Biscuits – “If Only You Could Listen” (Pt. 2)

If walls could talk… barber shops and Northern Tool would be screaming.

In “If Only You Could Listen” (Pt. 2), we dive headfirst into the realest conversations nobody records—
the rants, the raves, the unfiltered opinions that only come out between hair clippers, tool aisles, and two dudes catching up after way too long.

This episode is raw.
It’s funny.
It’s a little unhinged.
And it’s the kind of honesty you don’t hear online because it doesn’t fit in a caption.

From life updates and “remember when” moments, to today’s world, work, stress, and the stuff everyone’s thinking but rarely says out loud—this is what happens when you actually listen instead of scrolling.

No scripts.
No filters.
No pretending.

Just real talk, real laughs, and the reminder that some of the best conversations happen in the most random places.

🎧 Drops Friday
👉 Follow, subscribe, and tune in—because if you could listen… you’d realize you’re not the only one thinking it. 🧠🥃

🎄 All About the Biscuits – “Those Old Xmas Stories (Pt. 1)”

Remember when winter meant sledding until dark, ice skating on ponds you probably shouldn’t have been on, and parents who just said, “Walk it off”? Yeah… same.

In Those Old Xmas Stories – Part 1, we’re taking it way back—
to broken bones at 5 years old, ice skates that felt more like weapons, and Ghost Pond (yes… the pond inside a cemetery across the street from where I grew up 👀).

This episode is all about old-school Christmas chaos, growing up feral in the winter, and the moment my dad officially became my hero after a holiday injury that turned into a lifelong story.

We laugh.
We reminisce.
We wonder how we survived the 80s/90s.
And we definitely admit… it just isn’t like the old days anymore.

If you miss the kind of Christmas where memories were made outside, rules were loose, and stories somehow get better every year—this one’s for you.

🎧 Listen when it drops Wednesday
🎄 Part 2 hits Friday (and yes… it gets even better)

👉 Follow, subscribe, and don’t miss it—because these are the stories that stick like biscuits to the soul. 🧈