Jesse kills his dad; Nick thinks pubes don't get wet; Alvin channels Jordan Peterson; and Igor has seen his mom naked way too many times.

Igor wants to have sex with Bryan Cranston; Jesse can't do a pull-up; Nick learns that South Korea has tall buildings; and Alvin leaves a voicemail.

A movie about incest makes Alvin miss his family; Igor ponders the President's rent situation; Jesse describes the group's intelligence hierarchy; and Nick realizes his dad was in prison for 7 years. 

Nick unravels a pyramid scheme he ran at 12 years old; Alvin professes his love for gel pens; Igor gives his take on fat people; and Jesse brings up rape for absolutely no reason at all.