On the sixteenth episode of Infinite Danger, the Peru crisis has reached a fever pitch, but on the bright side: AI stock is only going up, up, up, and it’s time to buy!

Episode 16, Timber, in which a latter-day Batman almost gets crushed by a log for the sake of salmon breeding rates.

Gyppos (non-derogatory.) Real estate. Sauceless goons. Term papers on forestry. The Big Sexy Truck God. French-Canadian wisdom. “The Final Destination Special.” Aquarium-sanctioned legal immunity. Attempting a stealth assault with construction machinery. The outfit every Canadian villain wears. A new kind of activism called “doing the police’s job for free.” Jumping from a Jeep into a pickup.

“Ahura Mazda (also known as Ormazd) is a Zoroastrian deity and secondary character in Prince of Persia (2008) [1]”

00:00 “He Only Talks to Crowds”

15:37 Intro

21:42 Cast and Crew

39:42 “Timber”

1:32:42 Conclusion/Modern Danger Bay

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more.

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Infinite Danger‘s 15th ep gives you media rights news critical to keeping you out of prison. Listen now!

Episode 15, Nature of the Beast, in which the distant cousins of Ogopogo may possibly be discovered: Rat-tails. Jacking Ross Hagen’s flow. Unsolved Mysteries, both the show and the thing. Quotes out of context. Orc-tech submarines. A family-friendly jumpscare. Quietly threatening media figures. Gothic murder boxes. Submental tourists. The cryptobiologist zine scene.

My life’s tragic circumstances have led me to re-enact the multi-generational trauma loop in the last 30 minutes of Vertigo. My lover was Ivy from Soul Calibur II specifically, by the way, you’ll have to go with me on this.

00:00 “Barge Chilling Park”

11:47 Intro/ Cast and Crew

29:54 “Nature of the Beast”

01:13:19 Conclusion/Modern Day Danger Bay

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more.

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No, your eyes do not deceive you—this is a new episode of Rite Gud in your podcast feed. But it’s also NOT a new episode. We’re finally taking the best of our Book Club episodes from behind the paywall. This was originally released May 26, 2024. 

In this edition of the Book Club, we talk about Truman Capote’s In Cold Blood.

About Rite Gud: R. S. Benedict is an author, appearing in Fantasy and Science Fiction and Gardner Dozois’ The Very Best of the Best: 35 Years of The Year’s Best Science Fiction. Matt Keeley, founder of Kittysneezes, is producing Rite Gud for KS Media, LLC. Rite Gud is a Kittysneezes production. If you have questions, comments and concerns, email ritegud – at – kittysneezes – dot – com. Rite Gud is also on Patreon, at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com/. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord, exclusive episodes and more.

The Rite Gud theme is by OK Glass. Follow them on Twitter, YouTube and Bandcamp, and at OK.Glass.

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Infinite Danger returns with the better (?) sounding episode 14, contemplating all that could have been.

Episode 14, Mad Hatter Bears, in which rabies returns in metallic form: A tasteful bear suit. Mining Mercury Madness. King Blue, Lady Rose and the Exotics. Tranq darts. Contaminated fish. BC Pastoralism. A little too much of those fumes. Surgery on a throw rug. An excess of helicopter footage. Dispatching foes with tiny little kicks.

Why has nobody tried building infinity pools in those villages afflicted by drought? They’d never run out of water if you did that.

00:00 “Basford’s Boys”

08:52 Intro/ Cast and Crew

19:45 “Mad Hatter Bears”

01:18:22 Conclusion/Modern Day Danger Bay

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more.

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No, your eyes do not deceive you—this is a new episode of Rite Gud in your podcast feed. But it’s also NOT a new episode. We’re finally taking the best of our Book Club episodes from behind the paywall. This was originally released June 27, 2024. 

In this month’s bonus episode, Langdon joins us to talk about Koji Suzuki’s Ring.

About Rite Gud: R. S. Benedict is an author, appearing in Fantasy and Science Fiction and Gardner Dozois’ The Very Best of the Best: 35 Years of The Year’s Best Science Fiction. Matt Keeley, founder of Kittysneezes, is producing Rite Gud for KS Media, LLC. Rite Gud is a Kittysneezes production. If you have questions, comments and concerns, email ritegud – at – kittysneezes – dot – com. Rite Gud is also on Patreon, at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com/. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord, exclusive episodes and more.

The Rite Gud theme is by OK Glass. Follow them on Twitter, YouTube and Bandcamp, and at OK.Glass.

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No, your eyes do not deceive you—this is a new episode of Rite Gud in your podcast feed. But it’s also NOT a new episode. We’re finally taking the best of our Book Club episodes from behind the paywall. This was originally released July 31, 2024. 

For this month’s edition of the Book Club, we discuss Mary Doria Russell’s The Sparrow. Joining us is Stephen Mazur.

About Rite Gud: R. S. Benedict is an author, appearing in Fantasy and Science Fiction and Gardner Dozois’ The Very Best of the Best: 35 Years of The Year’s Best Science Fiction. Matt Keeley, founder of Kittysneezes, is producing Rite Gud for KS Media, LLC. Rite Gud is a Kittysneezes production. If you have questions, comments and concerns, email ritegud – at – kittysneezes – dot – com. Rite Gud is also on Patreon, at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com/. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord, exclusive episodes and more.

The Rite Gud theme is by OK Glass. Follow them on Twitter, YouTube and Bandcamp, and at OK.Glass.

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No, your eyes do not deceive you—this is a new episode of Rite Gud in your podcast feed. But it’s also NOT a new episode. We’re finally taking the best of our Book Club episodes from behind the paywall. This was originally released Aug. 29, 2024. 

In this edition of the Book Club, Gwen C. Katz joins us to talk about Leonora Carrington’s The Hearing Trumpet and the true purpose of post-menopausal women (crimes and bees, obviously).

About Rite Gud: R. S. Benedict is an author, appearing in Fantasy and Science Fiction and Gardner Dozois’ The Very Best of the Best: 35 Years of The Year’s Best Science Fiction. Matt Keeley, founder of Kittysneezes, is producing Rite Gud for KS Media, LLC. Rite Gud is a Kittysneezes production. If you have questions, comments and concerns, email ritegud – at – kittysneezes – dot – com. Rite Gud is also on Patreon, at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com/. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord, exclusive episodes and more.

The Rite Gud theme is by OK Glass. Follow them on Twitter, YouTube and Bandcamp, and at OK.Glass.

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The thirteenth episode of Infinite Danger, giving you the Brink updates you crave as the beasts slowly take over the globe.

Episode 13, The Only One, in which the program gets tired of fiction entirely and decides to become a biopic: Star Trek narration. Impossibly slim odds of survival. The year 1977. Mascot metrics. Half a bagel. Your orca ancestors from the old country. Transparent damage control. “Y’know, we don’t know that much about whales.” Extreme close-ups on sex organs. The Dark Side of Raffi’s “Baby Beluga.”

We know vultures eat the corpses of other animals, but there’s nothing eating the corpses of vultures. This is what we call an “unserved market” and is a great investment opportunity.

00:00 – “Match Game ’76”

12:39 – Intro/ Cast & Crew

29:49 – “The Only One”

01:24:02- Conclusion/Modern Day Danger Bay

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more.

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No, your eyes do not deceive you—this is a new episode of Rite Gud in your podcast feed. But it’s also NOT a new episode. We’re finally taking the best of our Book Club episodes from behind the paywall. This was originally released Feb. 11, 2023.

In honor of Super Bowl Sunday, we have football understanders Langdon of Death // Sentence and poem criminal Ashely Adams on to talk about Jon Bois’ unique multimedia sci-fi story 17776.

About Rite Gud: R. S. Benedict is an author, appearing in Fantasy and Science Fiction and Gardner Dozois’ The Very Best of the Best: 35 Years of The Year’s Best Science Fiction. Matt Keeley, founder of Kittysneezes, is producing Rite Gud for KS Media, LLC. Rite Gud is a Kittysneezes production. If you have questions, comments and concerns, email ritegud – at – kittysneezes – dot – com. Rite Gud is also on Patreon, at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord, exclusive episodes and more.

The Rite Gud theme is by OK Glass. Follow them on Twitter, YouTube and Bandcamp, and at OK.Glass.

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No, your eyes do not deceive you—this is a new episode of Rite Gud in your podcast feed. But it’s also NOT a new episode. We’re finally taking the best of our Book Club episodes from behind the paywall. This was originally released September 28, 2023.

In this month’s book club episode, Kurt Schiller and Stephen Mazur join us to talk about Alfred Bester’s The Demolished Man.

About Rite Gud: R. S. Benedict is an author, appearing in Fantasy and Science Fiction and Gardner Dozois’ The Very Best of the Best: 35 Years of The Year’s Best Science Fiction. Matt Keeley, founder of Kittysneezes, is producing Rite Gud for KS Media, LLC. Rite Gud is a Kittysneezes production. If you have questions, comments and concerns, email ritegud – at – kittysneezes – dot – com. Rite Gud is also on Patreon, at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord, exclusive episodes and more.

The Rite Gud theme is by OK Glass. Follow them on Twitter, YouTube and Bandcamp, and at OK.Glass.

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