All My Carnists

Did All My Carnists just slip into the Twilight Zone or are these vegans actually talking about something besides animals?!? That’s right! This week, we dive into the horrors that slaughterhouses and meat processing plants present for their workers from physical injuries to psychological trauma. How this industry purposefully exploits low income communities and migrant workers into their workforce while using intimidation tactics to deter the reporting of unsafe working conditions. We also examine how the repetition of high-volume violence to maintain profit margins impacts these workers even in their home lives in this classic capitalist tale of employer-employee relations. But no episode of All My Carnists is complete without Henry putting our Clown of the Week in front of the firing squad or Sean enlightening us with our Vegan of the Week. Plus Kevin gets grim with his List of Tales of Slaughterhouse Horrors.

It is time for another edition of All My Carnists with our hosts, Henry, Sean and “Kevin” as we propose the questions, have you ever wished to be mauled by a tiger or is being stomped to death by an elephant on your bucket list? Because today, we’re dispelling the myth that zoos are safe for you or your family. But most importantly, we’re going to look at the effects this industry of entertainment has on the psyche and physical well being of these animals who are forced into life on servitude. Henry brings us a savory sucker for our Clown of the Week to feed to the lions, tigers and bears. Plus Sean enlightens us with the Vegan of the Week and let us not forget, Kevin’s List for Zoos to Liberate!

We are dedicating this episode to all those carnists who have confused themselves with a baby calf as we examine the dark side of the dairy industry from it’s rise to a staple in the food industry over the last century to the sentience of the cows condemned to life within the vile industry and finally, the murderous fate these beings are met with at the end of a life of suffering. Plus Henry serves up another Clown of the Week to the chopping block and Sean highlights an awesome human being for our Vegan of the Week! While Kevin’s List goes interactive this week as he take’s us through the steps of violating a cow through artificial insemination.

Sean retells the first few episodes of tiger king, while the crew discuss a priest who performed exorcisms through fellatio, Wild animals let loose in the states. It's tigers, mullets and meth OH MY! in the first of our tiger king specials!

This week on All My Carnists, get your pitch forks and guillotines ready because today, we’re talking about that pesky, pesky carnist argument known as there is no ethical consumption under capitalism so fuck it, lets eat all the animals we want regardless of their suffering or the cost to the planet. Plus this Week’s Clown of the Week as well as the saving grace of our Vegan of the Week. Plus we have Kevin’s List of How To Be A Better Person While Slowly Being Crushed by Capitalism and more!

Henry, Sean and “Kevin” are back at this week with more vegan wonderfulness for life during the pandemic and today, our conversation takes us down that very road as we examine the link between COVID-19 and eating animals, the shortcomings of elected official leading up to the crisis and how carnism has reared it’s ugly head once again to promote racism towards Asian communities. Plus Henry serves up our Clown of the Week before Sean helps us wash down that sour taste with the Vegan of the Week. And of course, Kevin’s List of Get Your Head Out of Your Ass When It Comes to COVID-19.

And here we go! Henry, Sean and Kevin come together for the very first episode of All My Carnists! This week we prose the question to be vegan or not to be vegan as we discuss what the heck being vegan even means (hint: it’s an ethical stance not a diet). Plus a quick history of the movement as well as an examination of the filthy philosophy of carnism. Plus a whole list of firsts including our Clown & Vegan of the Week and of course, Kevin’s List of Filthy Carnism.