It’s our very first By Popular Demand episode selected by you, our fans, as we shout “leave fucking Nemo alone, Disney is trash anyways.” But in all seriousness, we’re taking a deep dive into the world inside aquariums and marine theme parks like SeaWorld that hold marine wildlife hostage in aqua prisons to be commodified for carnist entertainment. We examine the sentience of these being, the horrific effects on their bodies and psyches in these aqua prisons and how for profit facilities use the misconception of conservation to exploit these intelligent beings. Plus Henry gives y’all a whole Circuses of Clowns for this very special episode and Sean not only hails another person’s greatness as our Vegan of the Week but he challenges a special someone to be our arch nemesis! Then we wrap things up this week with the first ever NOT Kevin’s List of Worst Aquariums.

It is a special episode as we introduce our first inductee to the Ride or Die Cow Club before we examine the curious case of the ex-vegan. You know that ones you’ll find on social media and proclaim their story to be the holy grail of proof that veganism is detrimental to your health. We also discuss aka shit on, all those influencers who turned their backs on the movement after gaining fame from veganism. Here's to you, Jon Venus! Speaking of clowns, Henry buries another fool for our Clown of the Week and Sean returns balance to the world with our Vegan of the Week. Plus Kevin’s List of Why You Must Stop Being Vegan RIGHT NOW!

We get out our calculators and abacuses to determine how much an apple would cost if it was not for modern-day slavery as we examine the rise of agricultural exceptionalism, the motives behind it and who makes up a majority of the forgotten workers who provide with the food we eat. We finally have a name for Q&A segment: Ask The Fuckheads. The us! We’re the fuckheads! Plus more clowns to put on our dart board and another vegan to praise!

KTS finally understands why we never announce next week's show on the air because now we are stuck talking about vegan replacements. In all seriousness, we’re looking at all the ways that vegans exclude harm to animals from the food we eat, the clothes we wear and the personal products we use. We also introduce a new segment called “Ask The Show” that is quite interesting. Plus the timeless hits are back such as our Clown of the Week presented by Henry, Sean’s Vegan of the Week plus Kevin’s List of Best Plant Based Milks.

It’s all about the animals that even a carnist can find a place in their heart to love. As we discuss those animals who are commodified to the status of pet and the horrific underbelly of the entire industry from puppy and kitten mills to the stray animal epidemic. As well as examining the moral conundrum that some vegans face with notion of placing their non-human co-inhabitant on a plant based diet. Henry’s got another Clown of the Week to make us all shake our heads while Sean gives an exemplary human being for the Vegan of the Week. Plus Kevin’s List of How to Solve the “Pet” Crisis.

This week on All My Carnists, a friendly PSA for all those single issue vegans out there who fail to get off their soap boxes to actually see what’s going on around them. This might not be the show for you, but you should listen up and learn why your warped view point is detrimental to the movement and makes you no different than a carnist.Yes, we are talking about your failure to stand up for Black Lives Matter, the black community and especially black vegans and how it is a fucking disgrace. Henry has a whole lot of clowns this week but thankfully Sean has somebody who gets it for our Vegan of the Week! Plus Kevin’s List of Black Vegan Businesses You Should Support!

This week on All My Carnists, we’ve dusted off our three-piece suits, slicked back our hair, pulled the scotch out of the drawer and just lit a filterless Lucky Strike. Because today, we examine marketing strategies implemented by animal agricultural from trade associations to lobbying government officials all to create a massive consolidation of money used to promote the commodification of animals as normal, natural and necessary. Henry shames the entire All My Carnist crew as the Clown of the Week only for Sean to remedy the entire movement with our Vegan of the Week. Plus KTS gives his favorite dairy ads as created by vegan twitter!

The Scramble returns for the second part of our Tiger King Saga as told by Sean as Joe Exotic takes aims at the White House and looks to make tigers great again all while Henry and “Kevin” try to determine where in the world is Don Lewis…. a tiger’s stomach? Plus the death of Travis Maldonado and his golden nuggets bring great big tiger tears to everyone’s eyes.

Our apologies to all the Kyles and the Karens of the world, out and about protesting, feeling all sorts of oppressed because they can’t get a haircut because this week episode is better spent talking all the amazing activists within the animal rights movement. From social media to civil disobedience, we examine the different methods being put in motion to bring the atrocities of animal exploitation to the surface. Henry slices and dices yet another Clown of the Week and it’s a double whammy of vegan awesomeness as Sean introduces our first Vegan of the Month along with our Vegan of the Week! All before Kevin teaches you all about CMU Prisons.

Sean, Henry and “Kevin” are back in the slaughterhouse this week because who needs Disney World when we have concentrated kill floors? While last week, we examined the horrors this industry creates for a class of workers who have very little opportunity in the job market. Today, we’re going to discuss the only beings who have less choice in being there and that’s the animals. Animals who will all share the same fate from the treacherous road they take to these hellholes the horrific treatment they receive in the last moments of their lives and more. Plus Henry honors our first vegan Clown of the Week and Sean reminds us that some vegans are great with our Vegan of the Week. Plus Kevin gets creative with this week's list... bu by