Owen and Parker discuss difficulties using keys, the Lakers being bad, the rise of sports gambling, and having their perfect semester ruined.

We watched the Eagles game…

In this episode Owen, Luke, and Parker finally give each other their Christmas gifts. Then they discuss Baker Mayfield and Antonio Brown, and who they would prefer the Eagles face in the playoffs. Also, HUGE spoiler alert for the Marvel Minute.

Owen and Parker discuss the need for more Christmas jazz, the NFL game postponements, and Parker’s childhood musical stardom. Then Parker gives Santa a pep talk and they make a shocking discovery about a beloved songwriter. Also, Parker knew that Cardinals-Lions would be a trap game.

Owen and Luke discuss college football, Parker’s pregame handshakes, Luke accidentally picking the Steelers, and the catchphrase “Stat That”. Also, apparently Captain Carter will eat your guts.

Owen, Luke, and Parker discuss Luke’s car breaking down, Tyrese Maxey’s layups, and Jalen Reagor. Then Parker just straight up lies about going to a Target in Virginia, and they play Verb It or Verb It. Also, Parker and Luke come up with some Marvel-based pickup lines… if you know what I mean.

Owen and Luke debut yet another new segment! They also talk about how crazy the NFL is.

This week, Owen talks about his visit to Full Sail and shares his difficulties getting breakfast while in Florida. The trio discusses time travel, Cam Newton, baseball’s MVPs, and Carson Wentz’s baby. Also, should Luke name his firstborn Loki?

Owen, Luke, and Parker discuss this week’s sports topics, introduce a new segment, and come up with more analogies. They check in live with the most bored announcer ever, and Parker imagines what it would be like if Simone Biles were a defensive back. Also, Luke is outraged.