This week we watched Barbie in A Christmas Carol. But also, we pitched a Marvel vs Capcom style fighting game with all the Barbie professions, parsed whether Barbie is a person or a species, and really dove deep on what we could expect from President Barbie.

My wife left me yesterday.

It Cannot End Like This

Act One

SMASH.

Is this the worst movie we've ever seen? Maybe. Are these the best bootleg Neon Genesis Evangelion shirts we've ever seen? Absolutely. So grab yourself 15 Filet O' Fish from 3 separate McDonalds and strap in for this one. Happy Holidays, and try not to kill any Robins out there.

Join us, here, in America's first Drunk Mall to enjoy our favorite lines from this absolute holiday ROMP, A Bad Moms Christmas. Or go to the Ultimate Guitar Forums and check if they're alright. Either one.

Hi, I'm Ronald Weasley. And I have 60 seconds to tell you about Now You See Me 2. It has 2 Woody Harrelsons in it. And Lizzie Caplan's here now, and she immediately recognizes how hot Dave Franco is (and really, can you blame her?). I hope you get to know a little bit about the movie in this episode, and maybe along the way, you'll get to know a little bit about me too.

We discuss Mila Kunis' greatest shame this week. The sequel to American Psycho.
We try not to think about it too much while distracting ourselves from the election that was still going on when we recorded this by discussing Cameos, the more homicidal side of baseball statistics, and perhaps the least necessary twist of all time(?). This and more on this weeks episode of All Sequels Go To Heaven!!!

For Roman's birthday, he made us watch a two and a half hour movie. I know he's my brother, but he's dead to me. The stunts were pretty cool though. -Griffin's Letterboxd Account

This election stuff is so exhausting. We talked about a sexual Ratatouille this week. The usual stuff. Just listen to it, we promise it's good.

This week we watched Gremlins 2: The New Batch. It is maybe the most wild movie we've watched, and we met it where it lives. Come for the sexy female gremlin, stay for the ending feel-good musical number (which is now compulsory for all movies).

This week we watched Ghostbusters 2, but we spent a lot of time talking about the much more interesting Ghostbusters (Stern, 2016) pinball machine and Roman's IFPA ranking. Also John Denver's WILD real name. But, you know, the movie was alright I guess.

Are you down from some thrills, chills, and a pretty niche William Faulkner joke? Then boy do we have an episode for you!!! We watched Goosebumps 2 this week and that somehow led us to discuss warrior cats, my haunted space wolf escape room, and former president George H. W. Bush's love of Scrooged. And what's this? OH NO! The bad-podcast-ghost got a hold of us causing multiple technical issues and also made us very bad at our whole deal or whatever. Please enjoy!..... please.