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This week we learned about four young women with hopes and dreams and variable amounts of swimming ability. But more than that, we learned about a pair of pants, and how they would have been used to make TNKOs during World War 1. Listen to us talk about The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. Your Sky King, Bob Burnquist, commands it.

Have you ever been stung by like 12 scorpions and instead of being in immense pain, you gain some sort of vague superpowers? Good news! You might be a Scorpion King! Or just the world's most disconcerting competitive eater. Either way, congrats.

We got WILD talking about this one. But in our defense, how could we have gotten more wild than a movie where yetis kick a human field goal and Jet Li is The Avatar & Beast Boy rolled into one and STILL loses? Also discussed, the 2021 blockbuster The Battle of the Jasons starring Jason Statham and every other Jason in the world.

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This week, Superman faces his toughest challenge yet: Nuclear disarmament! And he sort of succeeds, but not before drugging a woman and getting hammered into the moon. But more importantly, did y'all ever see the unrated version of Hancock? Because there is some TROUBLING stuff in there.

We finally did it. The 0% Rotten Tomatoes sequel that Michael Caine famously has not seen, but loves the house it built. It's Jaws: The Revenge. Get ready for us to discuss one shark's brave journey to travel several thousand miles in just a few days to get revenge on a family whose shark curse truly knows no bounds.

In this one we ask a LOT of questions to Spencer's Hinge match who has posed us the greatest riddle of our time. So crack open a Tony Hawk 2015 Cabernet Reserve and enjoy.

We read your countless comments, heard to your endless voicemails, and even got your innumerable telegraphs, and we did listen. This week we wrapped up the trilogy with Grand-Daddy Day Care. One again nobody comes back, Danny Trejo stars in it, blah blah blah, HEY GUYS WHAT'S IN FORT KNOX ALSO HOW DOES MONEY WORK ALSO DID YOU EVER WATCH THE CELEBRITY DIVING GAME SHOW SPLASH?

yeah. it's one of those.

As August rolls around, wring the most out of this excellent, in no way out of the ordinary summer with a trip to Daddy Day Camp! It features such fun activities as: a bus full of kids running into a tree, a very greasy rock climbing wall, and of course, no returning actors from the first movie!! Of course, we barely talk about any of that stuff, but you know the drill at this point.