You feel that right? I feel Mike Tyson's presences. His tongue on my not homosexual rim. Whispering sweet something's into my ear, and calling me gay. But he was the one to invite me over to dinner and into those silk sheets. He's the one that pulled me in tight to let me know he cared, but yet he calls me gay...what give? John and Adam give, they give back to the community by doing illegal street takeovers and making sure that people that hit others can get away from the repercussions. Listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast for all this and so much more.

The time is now, the place is here, and the podcast is the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast. Don't you hate stepping on a hard L like a rake in a cartoon. Don't you hate those people that you hate like that lady at your work that is extra nosey for seemingly no reason. I mean there was the one time got caught by her vaping in the hallway. Boss didn't seem to care too much, but she just has it out for you. Fuck that lady. The All Serious Subjects podcast has your back, neck, pussy and crack. Adam and John are there for the ultimate trust fall.

Walking through the streets is tough. You could encounter anything out there, but you should stay inside. You're fragile. Stay safe and listen to the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast

It was a bright and early Saturday morning. The Tuesdays were at 9, the Poopy was Dickums, and, god damn it, why are all the alley children making an offering to Beelzebub? This isn't Ekron. This is the All Serious Subjects Podcast (ASS) and today we're going to get INTERPOL on our boy butts with all these sickeningly serious Talibanese subjects we're piloting towards those ears of yours. Also Cleveland.

The back are boys and ever than better. I smell toast, but still think you should press play. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is here to fill the void of your father's approval. We know it doesn't completely do it, but in this case it's the thought that counts. Also I started a credit card in your name if that's cool. They gave a credit limit of $6,000 so I spent that on a sick VR setup to watch p*rn. Hope that's cool. Also the podcast is good.

Line 'em up. The boys are back and serious. That's right, Adam and John brought you another episode of the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast, even though you never asked for it. No one really ever did. We just forced this thing up on youtube and podcast platforms in the hope for the validation our parents never gave us.

I can't read any of this. What's even going on? Oh yea, The dictator John is here and his lackey Adam and the All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast is back. None of this makes sense. Listen anyways or you let them win.

The time for the Presidential debaters are here. and the decision is made for you because the incumbent dropped out almost immediately after hearing how bussin' his opponent is. The ballots should be cast as soon as you hear this message so rush to the polls and vote for freaky friday and lesbian monster trucks. Or at least that's what they want you to think. The All Serious Subjects (ASS) podcast will always keep you on your toes. Also we got your nose. Listen to the podcast for instruction s on how to safely retrieve it.

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