All Talk, No Thought

VJ aka The Brown James Bond and Chaidez aka Chai-T link up again to do another Pshow for da fans (assuming we have some; and if we do WE LOVE YOU)!!!

Irritation vs tardiness. VJ is pissed off for no reason. VJ debated throwing out a Pshow (he never did). VJ doesn't know what is good. Cigar testing. Chaidez gets his license back while also having some trash weed that VJ thinks maybe a plant related to a daffodil or dandelion. VJ vs cigarettes. Chaidez doesn't want to chill in VJ's prime spot. Working out vs rest days. Break the ice. Feeling a or/and masking your presence. Do you really own your car? VJ's car problems. VJ raps while Chaidez uses the bathroom. Listening to music during bad times can f*ck up songs for you forever. Swords vs cacti vs Chaidez's friend. The system say that murder is ok under one condition. If a person can't control their evil impulses, are they evil? You can't control what you think. "Porn hooked it up dawg." Kadisha Johnson and Lowkey Lonely revisited with Chaidez to catch him up. VJ is re-evaluating all of his friends. "Yo chill out!"

VJ and Chaidez know another Lowkey named Shane. "I met someone for the first time and cut them off all within 30 minutes this week." Girls are trifling. "There are no right answers bro." We are rare. How many girls cheat? Dos Gringos in Chandler, AZ is a blackhole. "Always need that second character witness." Streetlight design hasn't changed in forever. Does the best idea for anything exist yet? Technology the government won't release. Tribal society vs current society: communal property vs non-communal property. "It's easier to be selfish now than it is to be communal." Do people need to work hard for the American Dream? Relaxing vs getting your destiny. "Rest is good if you work." "A lot of times people think they are working hard, but really they can go harder." Do yours and get yours. People who actually get what they want are rare and that's ok. "Have you thought about killing someone? Does that make you a murderer?"

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone rise up for another Psycho Pshow.

Lowkey Toly tries to shakedown VJ. Toly's Oakley's. Happy Mother's Day! Burrito time! Can Toly trust F-Dawg? VJ's boy breaks his neck while another gets arrested while blacked out, all while performing on stage in Mexico. "Dwayne Wade has the most blocks for a guard ever?" "You can't compare players from different eras directly." Sebastian Telfair. Thoughts on the recently defunct Miami Heat super team. Thoughts on X-Men movies.

Drake vs Quentin Miller. Birdman + Lil Wayne + gay stuff revisited. Gillie da Kid. "Wtf is Calabasas man?" "Bieber's form is terrible but he can hit shots." TO can ball. Chew, chew, chew... The Radioactive Island. A bird flies into the window live on the Pshow. "I'm a friend 'o' animal." Toly wants to milk snakes. Strawberry shake, anyone? Toly's top FB pics make the Pshow. NBA 2nd tier superstars. Top 15 defenders in the NBA all-time. Gabrielle Union. A poor bastard passes out and get f*cked with on SnapChat.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone jump on the Pshow for ya'll!

Klipper freaks out on Toly for Belle, his pet pit bull, for taking a sh*t on his bedroom floor - all over the phone. Do athletes need to be role models and held to a higher standard? Gronkowski. Superstar vs "normal" pro athletes. Ronaldo. Derek Jeter + yankeeballboy.com. Completely good vs completely clean. Lance Armstrong. Toly trains Belle. F-Dawg gives Toly a late birthday present. Roger Federer, "Control your sh*t."

Quality over quantity when it comes to women. "F*ck around and grow a mushroom head on your c*ck." Toly + weird rash. Belly button infections. Russian medication. VJ + cyst. Joey Diaz. Taylor ham + egg + cheese. Reuben + Thousand Island. NY delis vs other delis. What to do in NYC? NYC women. VJ is feeling this chick. How to ask for a discount. Toly's lymph nodes. NBA playoffs 2016 live. VJ smells blood. International dogs. New Nutella Krispy Kreme donut reactions. Does VJ know what love is? "I love you" vs potential. "Don't pass out dude!"

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone invite you to join The Psycho Pshow.

Ray Donovan vs Game of Thrones. What is a realistic movie? Hopeless romantics. Treehouses. Toly runs to the bathroom again. VJ with and without glasses. "I'm legally blind, huh?" CPK vs Domino's. Has a chick ever paid for the date? Seafood bags. Everyone breaks promises, especially for themselves. Don't butter VJ up (pause). "I'm a businessman, JUST ASK ME." To eat fast or to not eat fast. Black coffee. One of the boys' boys is super fat and they worry about him. To rap for real or not. OT Genasis + Cassidy + Freeway. Toly's brother vs video games. Schools in America vs Russia vs India. Mail order brides and sex trafficking. Howard Stern. Lisa Ann = matriarch porn star. Nikki Benz + Bree Olson + the Kardashians.

"Is a chick fine if she is only fine with makeup?" Sexy vs beautiful. Sophia Vergara vs Salma Hayek. Are siblings alike? Rawdog rules. "I'm the weirdest dude ever." Pshow plans. McGregor vs Mayweather. Toly takes yet another phone call. Toly's dog sh*ts in his roommates room. Lowkey Lonely tries to cover his tracks with VJ. Pet responsibilities. Phat as*es that workout vs don't workout. How you treat pets if you never had pets before. What's the average d*ck size? VJ's dad forces himself to grow 6 inches in height. Taking disrespect vs taking your goals.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone check in for another Psycho Pshow.

VJ doesn't want to ask, but he asks Esteban and his roommate for an answer that he already knows. VJ, ironically, hates being asked questions. Where's Chaidez been? The dangers of pedestrians. Toly's job search. Kadisha Johnson does some dumb sh*t to never get invited back to the Pshow. VJ breaks a promise to Toly. Where is the Pshow going to go? If they are shiesty, they are shiesty. "People really overvalue themselves." "Be yourself completely." VJ has a new project coming soon.

Heathcliff vs Garfield. Iceberg, Sesame Street and other cartoon shirts. The "real" you vs the "text" you. Sometimes working for free is best. Toly is sensitive to how people think. Esteban is a follower. "Little things mean a lot." VJ's life is a movie. VJ likes when people hang themselves. Dog knowledge. Drake's new album. People don't know who Hitler is anymore? F*ck Western Union! "Why does helping people out hurt so much?" Hillary vs Trump. Dick Cheney. "Is Libya in the Middle East?" Lil Wayne + Birdman + the kiss + other mad questionable pics.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone start off The Psycho Pshow... in not a nice way...

"Is Dwayne Wade a top three shooting guard of all time?" Lowkey Lonely purposefully doesn't invite VJ to his "party" but tries to invite the scorned Toly. Facebook friends. The way VJ catches people's lies vs RICO laws. Lowkey Lonely's use of "The Friend Card" reveals how much of a scumbag he is. Real friends will get your back when you are not there. Toly vs his fantasy football league. VJ downgrades Esteban's friend level permanently.

VJ likes to end relationships on a good note. Hassan Whiteside. Comic book movies vs all other movies. "Why do people think they are so smart?" Dwayne Wade gets hurt. Living a good life vs being a good person. When VJ was 13... Do opposites attract? Can a man be just friends with a woman? "A girl just has to stand there." A microcosm becomes a macrocosm. "Girls only real friends are gay guys." The Psycho Pshow vs The Psycho Pshort Pshow. Udonis Haslem in this b*tch. VJ says some weird sh*t to women to stay out of the friend zone. Forever alone?

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone watch basketball and get chatty patty for ya'll this week!

Goran Dragic. Jamal Crawford. Miami + New York = mythical, magical places where you can shoot to stardom or get ruined completely as a basketball player. "How many dead bodies are in the Hudson River (or Lake Michigan)?" A movie trailer excellently explained by Toly. Toly meets celebs all day on the plane. Toly's dad + drunk plane pilots. Record at the park? Heron vs stork vs baby. Amber Rose vs Natalie Portman vs Cassie vs Ciara. Thoughts on bald chicks? Classic vs exotic beauty. A thing we can't talk about yet but will soon. Ted Cruz drops out of the Presidential Race 2016 live during the Pshow.

"The way we record is highly unorthodox." VJ vs The Psycho Pshort Pshows. Where did our attention spans go? The degradation of Lowkey Lonely. "Past tense, bro!" Toly loves Belle, his awesome pitbull. Backstabbers who won't leave you alone. California Pizza Kitchen vs New Jersey/New York Pizza. Toly reluctantly reveals the secret for the best pizza and VJ already knows it. "Everyone acts like a d*ck at parties." Being the sh*t vs being humble. Toly + F-Dawg. Why do people rep gangs if they aren't in a warfare zone? The most legendary fly of all time stops in live on The Psycho Pshow. Toly pulls a "Lowkey" move. Toly gets on the phone again. How do you show up early for a date you just planned an hour from now? Toly chooses the video game Division over sex. To cuddle or not? How many girlfriends will VJ have before he gets married? Toly futilely tries to control secondhand weed smoke for Belle. "The gag blowjob is the best." People are dropping like flies. Anna Nicole Smith. Wendy William vs Method Man. How does East Indian people sh*t smell?

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone cover the continuing Lowkey Lonely fallout.

Fake cop cars are all over Phoenix. THE PSHOW HAS FINALLY BEEN APPROVED FOR ITUNES!!! Lowkey's excuses and apologies don't mean sh*t. Lowkey stoops to a new low and hits up some chicks on Backpage.com. How far could a degenerate like Lowkey Lonely get with a terrible, stuck up chick like Toly's ex, Rachel? Lowkey Lonely = weasel + rat face. Lowkey proceeds to smoke Toly's blunt to the dome in shock as he realizes he has been busted trying to sleep with his ex. Lowkey vs his mom. Toly steps to the bathroom again.

The drive to Jersey from AZ. Rajon Rondo vs Ricky Rubio. Lowkey tries to brush everything under the rug. VJ gets his stash busted by his dad as he puts his whole family situation in jeopardy and gets disowned. Mayweather vs retirement. Toly meets GGG. Belle's (Toly's pitbull) blood test results. Our homie vs his scabs. The wrestler's heat and how the Iron Sheikh had the most heat of any wrestler ever. Being the hero vs the villain. If you have an accent, VJ may tell you "no" for no reason. "Lowkey doen't want your _______, but low key he does."

VJ needs a carne asada burrito now. Should either Bruce or Caitlyn Jenner go to jail? Golf vs blunts. Accidental intermittent fasting. "Things that make sense aren't always right." VJ still hasn't cleaned the bathroom. Tripping with strangers? McFlurry + apple pie. The first clap of The Psycho Pshow. Should we get a soundboard?

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone pump it up for another Psycho Pshow!

People trip about the air conditioner in the car. VJ has to clean the bathroom. Maid vs mop. VJ slept on the ground for most of his life. VJ and Toly worry about one of their boys. Phoenix, AZ is a drug hub. VJ's old hood. The fine front desk chick. Gangs get it in. Hot mom problems. VJ talks sh*t about his birth mother. The milf hunter. What is a milf in porn really? Lisa Ann. Male multiple orgasms. Have you ever cum in your own face? Joey Coco Diaz. VJ + impersonations = fail. Would you let your friends have sex with your ex?

The Lowkey Lonely Theme Song. Nazi companies. Russian cars. Is Kobe in the top 5 NBA players of all time? Dwayne Wade. HOV lane rules. The sinking ship question. VJ's long lost dog, Kuma. Ever have sex in public? Toly + his ex Rachel + Lowkey Lonely beef revisited and clarified to Toly and us all. Then Toly confronts Lowkey Lonely about his betrayal with his ex.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond, Toly aka T $ Malone and Esteban link up and do a Pshow up.

Toly pstarts the Pshow with a potentially bad idea. Adidas + Hugo Boss = Nazi companies. Real estate + food trucks. Buffalo Wings, New York. VJ's dad's not yet famous chicken talk. Butter talk. "Yo fuck Rick Ross!" aka Employee of the Month... PLEASE COME ON THE PSHOW!!! Katt Williams vs Dave Chappelle. Obama vs Putin. The utter failure that is the Drug War. Why do we have the current heroin epidemic? Toly teaches us some Russian. Jeremy Lin vs Mike Conley.

Esteban joins the Pshow again. Why English has so many silent letters. Personality vs body vs face. Can fantasize but can't capitalize. Yoga pants can lie. Ask vs aks vs askth. Favorite color on a girl. The Casting Couch. VJ and Esteban play reverse Family Feud on mute. Super fire Family Feud chicks on loud aka The Kardashians of Family Feud. Gotta workout for your spouse.

VJ's theory of his superpower. Marriage? VJ's tattooed chick. The Game. Rap Genius + Cam'ron's Purple Haze. The Family Feud chicks again. Some randos join the Pshow momentarily. Snapchat me dat p*ssy if it's cool. The East Coast ghost. Wu-Tang. Audrey Hepburn vs Marilyn Monroe. Esteban's hate of models. Suicide line abuse.

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