All Talk, No Thought

VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone reconvene and break bread for your listening pleasure, LET'S GO!!!

Toly likes VJ no homo. VJ was that guy. How to grow the Pshow? Toly trolls his way into the smoothest, carjacking of all time. VJ freaks out, in a calm way. The new "Let's roll a blunt up" sign. Job hunting. Zodiac sign animals vs Chinese year animals vs real animals. Hunting integrity. Man-eating animals. Smoking essential oils can only be bad. One thing can screw a whole relationship. "Hey you're fat but you're cool" revisited + other dark high school stories. VJ gets super dark (darker than his skin). "Invest in your friends!" Toly on how to get rid of people. Heart irregularities + Toly's chest crack.

Pornstars vs escorts vs actresses. Pamela Anderson vs Marilyn Monroe vs Kim Kardashian vs Amber Rose. VJ attempts to decipher Toly's scale of hotness. Perfect 10's don't exist... or do they? Briana Banks vs Stacy Keibler. Slut style. "Gay dudes and women are they best hustlers." "A girlfriend is someone you can always get hard to." Weird d*ck shapes. Lisa Ann vs Belladonna. More sex talk. VJ has a crush that he would have to break a lot of his own rules to be with. VJ is turning 30 soon. Why isn't VJ a prostitute addict? Deep, then deeper into chicks. Toly pulls the ultimate creep move. Toly tries to blame VJ for reverse c*ckblocking.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond has a bunch of homies stop by for The Psycho Pshow: let's see what happens!

Iz_Real joins us again for the Pshow! VJ and he go in on a weed market not spoken about often: hemp textiles. Weed is a miracle plant and it's f**king illegal. Watch as the homies trip out over an atrocious crime that lands a mother in a 100 year prison sentence.

The Bear Jew and JCal join VJ for the Pshow as well! The Bear Jew jumps in with an Amsterdam sex story, but first, the rotation gets f**ked. JCal is moving out of state. Football and fantasy football talk. VJ is the only guy who plays fantasy football but doesn't watch a game. Does society need distractions and games?

"The internet is full of right and wrong information." Lamar Odom. JCal + the 49ers draft pick. Carson Palmer's knee makes him do a half cartwheel for the game winner. VJ explains why France's food is so good. Josh Gordon + Justin Blackmon + Odell Beckham Jr.

Toly aka T $ Malone hops in to close the Pshow. Lighters get lost among stoners. F-Dawg broke up with Toly and chose her ex, a player on the US National Wheelchair Basketball team. Toly wants to show him his mean post game. Basketball injuries. Toly gets a knee surgery for pain meds. The things that make Toly pass a bowel movement. Lowkey Lonely tries to pull the "Lonely Move" on both VJ and Toly, individually. Toly ends the Pshow with what would have been a mid-Pshow poop, but because of circumstances, it becomes an end-Pshow poop.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond introduces his boy, Big Pun aka the Less Famous Big Pun, to The Psycho Pshow! Let's give it up for yet another esteemed guest!!!

Big Pun just bought a boat on the best terms ever. Propeller accidents are nothing to snicker about. A military SD card gets smuggled. 50 cal snipers. Brown-brown = a potent half cocaine/half gunpowder mix. "God bless the soldiers!" The military vs the corporation of the United States of America. Nazis created the US super military power and the Cold War strengthened and bolstered it. Middle East poppy power. Hilary Clinton vs Bernie Sanders.

Big Pun goes in heavy on rich people + disasters + conspiracies. "The last non-nuclear water left is in alcohol!" "Life is all about balance." Fake food vs good food vs bad food. Las Palomas, Rocky Point, Mexico. Tequila vs vodka vs rum. Amazing drunk stories from VJ and Pun. Arvind the backstabber. People's opinions vs you. APRIL FOOLS H*!

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Chaidez aka Chai-T jump in the car and get lost again for The Psycho Pshow!

Chaidez and VJ are lost again. The Indian chick pact revisited. Chaidez spots some fine Asian chicks. Do you like to go out? Coworkers act like they know you really well.... how weird is it when someone you don't know well think they know you really well? The start vs definition of friendship. Is there something wrong with us?

Is VJ going to get a Pshow-only phone from Chaidez? Apple and Google are on a slow bleed to death. Apple without Steve Jobs is in trouble. Facebook vs Snapchat. The c*ck app. The fire VJ and Chaidez spotted on an earlier Pshow made the news. Eating carbs while on a low carb diet = diarrhea. MCT oil. Chaidez is about to tux out for his godmother's wedding; VJ is going to suit out for it. Getting sized for a suit should require no dick touching. Is VJ Chaidez's + 1?

Why are we not on iTunes yet? Stretch so you don't get blood clots in your butthole. Posture is major. Don't mess with your posture to be cool. Roommates or no roommates? The Japan fantasy plan. Asian women displayed advertising in Asia are actually usually cosmetically altered males. There is no such thing as a bad or good thing; it's just a definition of how it affects you at that time.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone pshow how disagreements and being semi-polar opposites still make for a great friendship and even greater Psycho Pshow!

Toly is forcing himself to stay in a place he doesn't want to stay. Amir vs Lowkey Lonely. Is the blunt big enough or too big? Boxing training is extremely taxing. TOLY IS THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO HIT VJ UP TO RECORD THE PSYCHO PSHOW!!!

Toly immediately follows that observation by picking up his phone mid-Pshow to talk to him mom. Does Toly have any moving options? Toly, with no lack of hubris, marvels at his blunt rolling skills. VJ then spots Toly on the phone again and shares his thoughts on Toly's cellphone addiction. The time it rained police cars while VJ was sleeping. Heroin facts and tales. Lowkey Lonely's phone conversation pattern. Punch cards. Exotic fish tanks. How to pick up a lady when she is walking and you are driving. Even apex predators don't kill every time.

Can Lowkey Lonely get laid without Tinder? Let's work the AVN awards! What are the rules of double penetration? Mia Khalifa + Briana Banks + Belladonna + Tera Patrick. Nicest a** in porn? Tall vs short chicks. Adriana La Cerva from 'The Sopranos' + Bollywood actresses = hottest women of all time. Porn in India vs porn in Columbia. Owning a porn company vs being in a porno. Toly's roommate's sister's boobs. The number of total followers vs the number of followers that actually care.

That time when Toly forecasted the Spurs to win the 2016 NBA title (VJ's choice too incidentally) + why the Brown James Bond and T $ Malone try to avoid sports on the Pshow. Tennis + Serena Williams. Ted Cruz starts a conversation on politics + nonsense. Racism is rampant right now. Would Toly f*ck Lowkey Lonely's ex? Toly's name in VJ's phone + his phone contact name game. VJ = ultra intense. Toly = mad chill. 'Batman vs Superman'. Who can be the next James Bond? 'The Civil War' movie from Marvel is coming out soon. VJ's love and hate for Marvel movies. VJ's no homo connection with Deadpool. Do you care about what your boys think about your girl?

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone are outcheaaa to bag and tag some East Indian women!!!!!

Toly explains probate real estate for us simple psycho bears. Is a whorehouse a good business investment? VJ's psycho neighbor and her reaction to him walking in his own place. Donald Trump vs Ted Cruz vs Saddam Hussein. Weed cloud = power of the Sun + power of the blunt. Bleach vs socks vs VJ vs ammonia. VJ semi screws up the blunt. Roommate problems usually start in the bathroom. Toly wants to find Indian women to mate with and VJ is 1000% percent on board with them for the first time in his life. Is Toly a Russian Jew or white?

White women vs East Indian women vs Latin women. Should you mix genes with another race? Should you buy or meet your Indian wife? The heavy grind is not for everybody. Silicon Valley society. The failed piss test revisited. VJ had a perfect Indian woman once who actually wasn't Indian at all. Kevin Durant gets mad and lashes out. Eurasian vs mulatto. VJ loves white women... sorta. Church vs temple. "Will they know we are imposters?" VJ vs the Phoenix Indian community and an Indian c*nt who tries to drag his family name through the gutter.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone are about to teach you some pstreet pshit on The Psycho Pshow.

Toly details to us how to cop haze at Washington Heights and Dyckman in New York City. He refers us to a referral-only weed delivery service in the Big Apple. VJ's specific rules of speaking Spanish to people.

VJ's theory of virgin infatuation. Movies that Toly wants to watch. Blunt cancer paper. Lowkey Lonely moves out of Toly's place with no lack of controversy and scumbaggetry. VJ sings Lowkey Lonely's name to his face... no homo. Weekends used to be special as a kid. The Disney + Nazi connection. Unlucky color lighters are nonsense. Toly has an expensive shirt game. Young meat by VJ. "Like" vs "uh" vs "lowkey".

How VJ and Toly met Lowkey Lonely. How Lowkey Lonely lost his gun. Lowkey Lonely + Young Thug. "Meek Mill career is over." Lowkey's revolving profile pic. The Rock vs the Cartel. Should we make all drugs legal? The Rock may become the President of the US?

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone sit down for a little chat that reveals a lot.

Tinder and Plenty of Fish aka POF require the copy and paste game or any effort at all, VJ. Toly's POF date + bondage problems. Toly submits his application to be VJ's online matchmaker. "Dating sites are specifically made for girls who want to get it in." Toly details a painful story of passing up a drop dead dime code named Drea for a woman code named Rachel who was far less attractive in every way (except maybe her butt); he also ends up making an even worse decision to date Rachel seriously which leads to even more psychopathic whore related drama. Toly then shows VJ a picture of both girls and VJ realizes mid Pshow that Lowkey Lonely has been stabbing Toly in the back. "Being pretty and having a nice butt has ruined countless empires: Helen of Troy, Cleopatra and now Rachel." Does anyone know how to break up well? White chicks vs non-white chicks. Latin women are amazing. Hot chicks with only ugly friends are the lowest of scum.

The NBA Playoffs 2016 visited lightly. Being a German without being German. 98% of college students go to college for the experience not the education. The penis wants what it wants. VJ will stay bumping Cam'ron. Toly loves Bernie Mac. Toly gets a phone call; VJ tells Toly how to avoid phone calls. Domino's pizza problems + lava cake explosions. Klipman has gained a lot of weight and how can VJ and Toly help him lose it. Russian tanks vs German tanks in World War II. American oil and IBM had working business relationships with the Nazis during WWII. USA = Switzerland Plus. Money printers are all over the world now. Pennies vs the copper they are made with. Toly suggest burying your money in the desert then needs TP.

Toly's tweet to Bill Burr causes some waves. Three wolves make a pack. Wolf vs hyena. Toly's patented electric glove animal deterrent. A Denver weed stop + peach tart near paralysis. NBA players + free throws. Toly vouches for the fact that Pete Sampras, Mutumbo, Juelz Santana, Jim Jones, Justin Tuck and Chrissy Lampkin are cool people in person. Did Max B do the crime he's serving time for? FREE MAX B and BOBBY SHMURDA (he's out now baby!). NYC don't play with guns. 'Power' + 50 Cent. Do successful rappers stay in the street? The Psycho Pshow concludes with an off the record Freck Billionaire story we can't say on air.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond, Chaidez aka Chai-T and Toly aka T $ Malone say "What's up!" and get it in for another Psycho Pshow.

Chaidez stays up for 24 hours straight for no reason at all. How much sex happens at and after weddings? Chaidez rushes VJ even though VJ just woke him up five minutes ago from a streamlined dream state. VJ's alcohol related dream states. Star Wars vs Star Trek. Chaidez direction giving skills are lacking heavy. VJ tries to plan a Pshow with Chaidez. Favorite type of donuts? Chaidez has never had chicken and waffles. Snoop Dogg might buy Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. How can you tell when a chick is too young to approach? Mila Kunis + That 70s Show = good example of age trickery. Chaidez gets scared while talking the topic and reveals he never graduated high school.... sorta. VJ clarifies his fear of young women too.

Toly jumps in the Pshow and reminds us that Putin is uncrossable in Russia. Daniel Day Lewis, Leonardo DiCaprio and Edward Norton are the cream of the crop in Hollywood. Toly describes the Hillsborough Disaster where a stadium collapses under the weight of the spectators and 96 people die and 776 people get injured which is promptly followed by a government cover up. Why VJ has Linux on his computer and why it's not working for the Pshow. Cesar Milan drops some loaded knowledge on women and loads. Girls primarily want security from men. The pressures to get married. Why do women change after getting out of a relationship? Toly sees an animation of a sex change with no problem which leads to a discussion of his lack of sensitivity to gore due to his indulgence in sites such as realgore.com. The guys check out realgore.com to VJ's terror and feed some of their blood, vile infatuations. VJ's first foray into the tech scene with the worst excuse of a businessman, entrepreneur and leader at his side. Arizona gun laws are the truth! Why VJ didn't carry a gun for awhile. VJ + his glasses. What to do with the Pshort Pshows (though we obviously figured that out since you are listening to some here)? Toly makes some dope beats. A saved Gatorade shows love.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond starts The Psycho Pshow psolo and then Toly aka T. $ Malone and Klipper (momentarily) join him for the push to PsychoPshowsis!

VJ has a revelation and records a psolo Pshow about it. "Everybody has a little psycho in them..." The power of humans as individuals vs in numbers together. VJ is the King Psycho of Psychos and there is no going back. The Psycho Pshow is pretty much VJ's diary. Toly requires that any girl he seriously dates must have a strong relationship with their dad. If VJ inverses the mirror of that relationship onto his own life, he is screwed. What type of woman does VJ need? A real and fictional perfect crime. Apple vs the FBI. The snoring is the Klip-man sleeping in the background.

Klip-man jolts up awake and immediately assume that our resident Psycho Boys need help selling meth. Street ice vs real ice business. Alaska could be dope. Lowkey Lonely's favorite NBA player. Atlanta Hawks vs Boston Celtics playoffs 2016. Al Horford travels every play. Marcus Smith's cousin. Shaq = NBA team owner? Klip is back asleep. Best hip-hop movie of all time. Toly sees Eminem perform almost face to face. The pros and cons of life without taking pictures. Toly's film developing procedure. A beautiful Georgian gypsy woman Toly met knows the secret to being young forever. VJ and Toly face swap to hilarious results. Toly drops a hot freestyle, wants to "buck a n*gga" and reveals his rap name, T. $ Malone, for the first time on the Pshow.

VJ watches TV shows in a very particular way. The Epic version of the 'Godfather' movies is super good. VJ needs more hot sauce. Capitalism vs communism. What is the sharing and accepting food policy between friends? Friends vs acquaintances vs family. The Russian standard of life after WWII to the collapse of the Berlin Wall vs Russia's now. In the 1990s, you could literally buy all of Russia because the government that owned everything collapsed.

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