All Talk, No Thought

VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone holla at ya!

The Pshow starts with a bug genocide by Toly. It's 2:22 in the morning. DMX stories, both legend, lore and personal. North Korean basketball. You can buy women in other countries. What are your favorite race to sleep with? What's your sleep time? Birthday privileges. Elisha Cuthbert is hot fire. Getting older is super scary. VJ doesn't truly understand a mother's love. Personality goes a long way. VJ's grandfather had two wives. Can an open relationship work? With insta-delete messaging services, probably. VJ asks "is it better to be the happy, funny dude or the sad, brooding dude to get a chick?"

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond, Toly aka T $ Malone and Klipper aka the Klipman all join us for the Psycho Pshow today.

Toly is the real Pstar of the Pshow. Artie Lang and Robin from Howard Stern. Lowkey Lonely adds more to the legend of his scumbaggetry and steals from Toly and Klip as he moves. Brain trauma is nothing to mess with. VJ is going to meet F-Dawg for the first time. Toly loves Caddys to an unreasonable level. VJ's internet is stuck in 2004 speeds. "In America, they don't know sh*t about sweets." VJ had/has jungle fever. The psychos realize they all have a homie who wears a girdle. Al Jefferson is dope, Colombian chicks are doper.

Klipper jumps onto the Pshow. Xylophone is officially Lowkey Lonely and gets a million more nicknames. Lowkey doesn't like jokes or sarcasm... obviously that endears him our boys well *ahem sarcasm*. Lowkey moves out in a way that always allows him to come back. VJ, Toly and Klipper are the three trolls. Klipman loves his maid. Lowkey hates Jews. Are the Polish and Ukranians Nazis? George W Bush impressions.

VJ screws up while recording a psolo session, hits a wrong button and the Pshow gets recorded on terrible quality on accident, but we roll with the punches. VJ starts the Pshow super pissed because his phone lost an initial recording, at much better quality mind you. Allergies suck. The Pshow has officially been submitted to iTunes and Stitcher so apparently The Psycho Pshow is officially launched! VJ = paradox and decides to interview himself.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T. $ Malone suit up for most of the Pshow while Kadisha Johnson checks in for a few minutes in the fourth quarter aka the end.

Toly gets in trouble for being a natural hustler. Getting porn used to destroy computers circa 2000. Gay porn pays. The troll face and VJ's version of it. Belle vs Bella. Potential theme songs are discussed. How long does it take to know a dog? The Walking Dead and other apocalypse scenarios. DJ Khaled: yay or nay? Snoop Dogg or Lion is an OG. Religious people, even of the same church, have different values. Toly will not speak on religion and then does a little bit. Divorce from the eyes of Russians and Indians.

When VJ stood up to his mom and stopped himself from getting beat for the first time. VJ's breakdown of Hinduism, Sikhism and Pakistan vs India. The varied ways drugs pass the Mexican border. Once a president, always a president. George W's greatest hits. Russia vs USA still hasn't stopped. VJ thinks the Cold War was good for humankind in the long run. Was the moon landing faked? Toly's plan for the future. Last call for food.

Toly exits the Pshow but Kadisha Johnson joins momentarily in his place. Apparently her mother is little crazy too. Dante's Inferno and the Satanic Bible. Satanism isn't the worship of Satan? "It's not fair to treat everyone the same." Your normal personality vs your shadow preference. The Psycho Pshow is supposed to show the hypocrisy of people; people break their own rules all the time. A tale of perception: best friends vs enemies. Inflection matters more than words. Pointing fingers at yourself is hard. This 2016 Presidential Election is crazy trash. Donald Trump is winning even if he loses the race. VJ notes that there are a lot of different types of hippies. People are not just one thing.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond is back with Toly aka T. Money Malone and his roommate, Klipper aka the Klipman, moseys in for awhile to share some knowledge and his feelings on Xylophone aka Lowkey Lonely.

Lowkey Lonely pulls yet another scam and steals while pretending he is an ignorant dummy, which ironically is exactly what he is. VJ is worried about the secret of the Mexican spot getting out. VJ explains why secrets and best friends don't mix well. "Don't call me Freido man." The East Indian mentality vs the Jewish mentality. Frog in the pot vs crab in the pot. Retard strength is very much real. Blind people are super sweet. One sense to rule them all. Doing psychedelic mushrooms with your dog is intense. The most anyone has ever talked about Buckeye, Arizona on a podcast. Toly's roommate's best friend planned a perfect suicide. "How can you kill yourself if you love anything at all?" "Depression is rage turned inwards." Arizona is a terrible place for allergy sufferers because it used to be a great place for allergy sufferers.

Toly trolls the hell out of VJ and VJ actually gets angry. VJ has to show Toly millions of food spots. Toly reveals his troll tell. VJ always runs into people... so he hides. Toly's love for the lady in red. Yoga pants vs summer dresses. The chick with silver pumps. "She looked good from afar, but was far from looking good." The benefit of bueno. "Don't say hey!" Klipper shares his hilarious views on Lowkey Lonely forcing himself into their house as a roommate. Lowkey Lonely = bottom feeder. The Shamrock Shake incident revisited. Toly is the King Troll aka Trolly (sorry Toly, my man, never again with the name). The boys discuss the potential pros and cons of eating late at night.

Toly needs to pause the Pshow. Doctors often know less than researchers in their field. Craigslist flipping. The varied accounts on how long have VJ and Klipper known each other. Asstrolls. Everything being equal, what are the best races of women to sleep with. "Can we get Jadakiss on the Pshow?" Toly sees two famous New York rappers on Mill Ave in Tempe. Sending money internationally sucks. India is corrupt as hell. Toly finally starts to get Lowkey Lonely back. Klipper makes a semi-obnoxious but effective sales call and then does another call as Donald Trump. What type of cars do they drive in Russia?

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Chaidez aka Chai-T record a series of Pshort Pshows while driving all over the city.

What does tomorrow mean for most people? Almost dying made VJ realize that he can't slow down for anything. Knowing you are going to die is both scary and empowering. "It is crazy to not do you!" Does Chaidez have a shot at college? VJ only hangs out on the Pshow. Chaidez and VJ have two different mindsets. Does pushing people work? VJ's poker face now = terrible. VJ's poker face before = perfect, so he could avoid being killed by his mother daily.

VJ should have taken another inhaler for his allergies. Water sport talk to dick talk in one second. There are tons of different dick shapes. Rape vs rape fantasies. Automatic vs stick. Careless moves vs bad moves: which is worse? "A car is a machine?"

"The conversation is live n***a." Chaidez explains the workings of the universe. VJ explains how he, Chaidez and all of our guests are now immortal because of the Pshow. Everything you see is at least fractions of a second old. Cutting up bodies. VJ's homies just broke up... and they may not know that HE knows.

Chaidez and VJ love old Toyota Tacomas. Arnold Rothstein = the penultimate OG. Walking the earth to Pulp Fiction. Do women like violence? Masturbation loads vs intercourse loads. VJ has multiple orgasms sometimes. "There's a lot of rawdogging going on." Cramps can change your life.

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Your boys, VJ aka the Brown James Bond, Chaidez aka Chai-T and Toly aka T. Money Malone join you for another conversation that barely surfs sanity.

Toly shrewdly asks if VJ swiped left or right on Tinder for F-Dawg, his new girl. Genital mutilation still happens in this world. The trash bong fiasco is continues and explained. VJ has a dehydration spell for the first time. Marco Rubio. Dat purp aka purple weed. Chaidez + caffeine = yelling. Rolling windows start problems. Chaidez is getting a studio apartment that will probably become a Pstudio for the Pshow sometimes.

Toly's brother is making an e-juice company. VJ has been telling people "the Pshow hasn't launched but you can listen to it." VJ's rules of speaking Spanish. Chaidez get full on old biscuits. Toly leaves and tries to steal VJ's food from the secret Mexican spot. Is VJ likable? Nectar collectors are revisited. Bongs vs pipes vs spots. VJ and Chaidez discuss Chaidez leaving the country and perhaps the Pshow at some future date. Should VJ leave AZ? Singapore. VJ on his approach to life and how he thinks about personal energy. DO WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. Time flies and people can change "overnight". Emotions can change your physical appearance. VJ's craziness and disdain of strangers before he ever smoked weed.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond, Chaidez aka Chai-T and Toly aka T. Money Malone check in to talk about more nonsense on another Psycho Pshow!

Toly reveals he should have been in the NHL. VJ realizes that half of the Pshow is complaining about Xylophone. Milk in tea? Italian sodas get some discussion. Stealing weed is a retarded idea. People who choose not to answer certain things when convenient. Smuggling drugs into Coachella and Holy Ship. VJ's knowledge of stamped drugs and ecstasy. VJ's first time rolling at Rock da Bells yet again. A constant state of tripping. Opium suckers. Different types of lean aka sizzurp aka mud aka the cough syrup Lil Wayne is addicted to. The connection between ingrown hairs and fabric softener. Porn induced erectile dysfunction. Panama paper scandal. Toly wants to go to North Korea? Is there water on the moon? How does the government watch us? "Do you believe in super strict rules?" More power = more corruption. How can the United States keep their position as the world's greatest superpower. VJ debates that living in the lap of luxury is making the US soft. The Shamrock Shake Incident. Xylophone + favors. The president cannot be a single male. Chaidez's final plan = hang in Japan. Sex trafficking throughout the world and Apple, the best masseuse.

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We lost a Pshort Pshow on this one due to circuit wide corruption of some sort. However, we still got some flame for you!

VJ aka the Brown James Bond is blocked by another driver. Chaidez aka Chai-T is killing the caffeine game. Heroin aka H-Dawg is also that Lu-Dawg? VJ has a terrible name and voice for phone jobs. People on the fatter side might want to rethink short shorts (not Pshort Pshows).

VJ has the worst neighbor. Toly aka T. Money Malone can't wait for a burrito at the secret Mexican spot. Toly is being squeezed by a company for a job. Having no expectation for happiness in life is thoroughly discussed. "Is anyone gonna remember me when I die?" Hyena bites vs everyone else. All hyenas, male and female, have a penis. VJ never wants to hear about Xylophone again... yeah right. Linux screws the Pshow again. VJ is not normal. Giving up basketball dreams. Jordan vs Kobe vs Duncan. The boys discuss Kobe Bryant's last game heavily and VJ's guilt at not watching it. VJ's trash bong tastes like garbage. Regular weed aka reggie aka mersh aka trash is not weed. Wax vs weed. People just want to believe what they want to believe. First person vs third person accounts. People bow to authority.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond invites his friend, the Pho Eating Filipino, who really isn't Filipino but he does really eat pho.

VJ and his Filipino friend discuss having sex with your boss. The homies share thoughts on gaining weight without realizing it. Dabs can apparently heal your cough. Is VJ religious or not? Does religion even matter? Thank you Google. Tesla is coming out to Tempe. The hyperloop and magnetic rails can change everything. Baja California is dope. Running into the cartel in Puerto Penasco aka Rocky Point. Instant gratification can lead to life ruination. How long can we live? Hot chicks make everyone stop and turn; how you turn is completely up to you. People might become hot forever. Hand jobs are, at best, OK. Finger in the butt? The Filipino shares a story about some hands thrown during a sexual adventure.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond brings some more homies to the Psycho Pshow!

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 29A - VJ asks his buddy Zil way too many questions. Zil drops some knowledge about moving furniture and resetting. Zil gets drunk. VJ goes to a 5 person party and can not deduce a super drunk dude's sexual orientation... pause. To leave or not to leave Earth. "Think and drink?"

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 29B - VJ invited Kadisha Johnson who is the first female guest on the Pshow. They go in heavily on relationships and life for people in their twenties. Does anyone know what they are doing? Which gender is more to blame in relationship problems? People are generally good but one bad apple screws the pooch. LSD brain studies. Kadisha's dad is in a peyote sect. VJ is Indian? Venture capitalist vs angel investor vs startup guy. How do you know if you can depend on a person? The games men and women play. A woman on women tearing women down. Technology vs humankind. Thumb sucking, nipples, the kids that rub nipples and early masturbation stories. VJ signs a letter for his dad and sets his life up for failure. When should you get married? VJ is a sad, single dude. It's cool to do drugs now. Kadisha's dad's sex stories and how Kadisha has two dads. Sitting on someone's bed is weird and bedbugs are terrible.

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 29C - Literally nothing happens but yet VJ allows this segment to exist.

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 29D - VJ is a sneaky recorder. Cat cauliflower ear. Kadisha Johnson vs Kevin Johnson: who is the better KJ? The pipe is sticky. "Why does sticky always have the connotation of jizz?" "Do you talk to yourself in word or images?" Not dying. Robo women vs real women. "There's a lot of average on Tinder."

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 29E - Esteban rolls in for another Pshow. Esteban's relationship with Duke is discussed. Black players vs white players in sports. Quinn rolls in to his place.

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