All Talk, No Thought

All Talk, No Thought

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  • Episode 18 - The Wedding Crash and Burn Episode aka Family Fallout Frenzy
    VJ links up with his good friend Bob from the wedding (from Episode 17), clarifying some issues and finds about the family fallout frenzy that ensued after the wedding. VJ doesn't expect anyone to follow through with what they promise anymore. He is still weezy no Lil. Recommendations always needed to be taken with a grain of salt. VJ brings surprises and gifts that Chaidez thought he would never see again. These things change Chaidez's life. Who is Barry? Toly is coming to the show! VJ had a "driver" who was a world class moron. "If I can tell that they can tell, it's a problem." Best sweets of all time. If you think its about you, it is. Chaidez + Mustang = 130 mph everywhere + no speeding tickets. Chaidez + bucket = ticket frenzy. People abuse power. "Do you ever shout out the show... ever?" Sub par bladder strength (love you Chaidez!) Manners are lies. Johnny Depp. Leonardo DiCaprio. VJ + Titanic the movie = titty tape + potential death. VJ signed away his life at age six. Chaidez gets busted while losing virginity. Sex in public is amazing. Can you pull a 10? : let VJ take you in on his theory that you can. Are 18 year old chicks cool? VJ and Chaidez are picky with porn stars. Check VJ's charcoal complexion vs Chaidez's fair skin. Then our two heroes end the show with a no homo indescribable mouth-gasm.
    Pshow and art produced by VJ aka the Brown James Bond
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    1 hr 39 min
  • Episode 17 - The Wedding Crasher Episode
    VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Chaidez aka Chai-T aka maybe soon to no longer be Chai-T start back up immediately discussing weed tolerance and how your tolerance is based pretty much on peer pressure. Straight to the action with no lube: VJ and Chaidez crash their first wedding. Not only that, it happens to be an extremely lavish Sikh Indian wedding of one of VJ's best friend's (Bob)sister where they show up purposefully under dressed to give anyone VJ knows a gimme-alley oop reason to get kick our psychos out. Trepidation and fear spreads through the air as VJ's imagination goes crazy as he over thinks the invitation process or lack thereof. VJ breaks down surrounding stories, connections and awkwardness while Chaidez has a life altering experience. Listen as they both try to make it through the night in one piece, err... two pieces. PS. You can get the ingredients in your burrito at Chipotle (maybe now even with E. Coli !) mixed up.
    Pshow and art produced by VJ aka the Brown James Bond
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    1 hr 45 min
  • Episode 16 - Friends to Brothers to Frenemies
    VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Chaidez aka Chai-T overview mongo vs goofy vs regular skateboarding styles. The only skill VJ lost completely after starting to smoke weed was his ability to street skate. VJ's ex homie Brad and a discussion on people who change in an extreme fashion in a small moment of time. Both Chaidez and VJ detail some early childhood fights where they literally throw kids in some precarious spots. VJ goes in on how every religious person really practices at least a slightly different religion than everyone else, even those that go to exactly the same church. VJ was shocked as a child when he found out criminals are often religious and then debates that Dexter from the Showtime series is as good of a person he can be starting from the position that he had to. Last but definitely not least, VJ gets stabbed in the back by a "brother" who sells him out for literally nothing but maybe a high five. VJ then proceeds to get jumped by 15 people, saves himself and then solves the mystery of how the situation even jumped off (pun intended very much baby). Blackout, red hot rage vs logical, ice cold rage and the shift from one to the other. VJ hates when people are labelled "cool" and states the hard truth that "It's better to have enemies than fake friends."
    Pshow and art produced by VJ aka the Brown James Bond
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    1 hr 33 min
  • Episode 15 - Fireballs on Chains, Long Lost Goat Love and Xylophones
    VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Chaidez aka Chai-T (new nickname maybe coming soon) have a debate on Pshow nicknames. Let's starts by stating the obvious: everyone has psychological problems, in essence its why this Pshow exists. VJ went to a Guardians of the Galaxy themed birthday party involving fog machines, a whole house light show and swinging fireballs on chains. VJ hangs with the beautiful host who gets a little weed overdose from chilling and had to nap. Chaidez's ankle hurts, he just turned 26 years old and they debate his birthday plans or lack of such. VJ talks about the long lost goat love of his life. Chaidez breaks down death by rifle pig line. Is any death more honorable than any other death? How long are we gonna live? Prospective homies are coming to the Pshow! Avocados and eggs make the show in a big way. The dogs need to STFU. Stem cells are the shit. The Brown James Bond goes over all the James Bond actors in one asthma laced breath. Everyone lives in their own bubble. Pursue your agenda, just don't step on everyone on the way to your goals. Chaidez's dog is a 130 pound biter. Manipulative "friends" are usually see-through negative idiots who use the friend card too much. VJ will manipulate every dirtbag he comes into contact with as soon as they prove they are a dirtbag. Shane is a dirtbag. The realer you are in the rap game the more likely you are to go to jail; popular rappers don't do any of the dirt that they say they do. VJ think the Pshow is too honest to show to his best friends or family. VJ details some of his intensity and insanity. Finding women offline is hard for a pimp, err... an entrepreneur/empire builder. VJ then tries to string a story together with Person A aka Adam, Person B aka Barry and Person X aka Xylophone. VJ's dad gets wise to his shenanigans and people get robbed sometimes.
    Pshow and art produced by VJ aka the Brown James Bond
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    1 hr 27 min
  • Episode 14 - Drugs: Flashbacks, Tracers, Synthetics, DMT, Special K and Toad
    Chaidez aka Chai-T welcomes us all to Episode 1,000,003! VJ aka the Brown James Bond starts the show sober so he hits the vape pen on show time like a true rapscallion jackass. VJ's asthma/allergy/Darth Vader mode is still going on heavy. Chaidez sometimes gets drug deja vu aka flashbacks from mescaline and LSD. VJ sometimes gets tracers from molly abuse. VJ didn't trip when he did LSD or salvia but doesn't underestimate them at all. VJ breaks down 2C-I, 2C-B and other synthetic hallucinogen junkies and effects. Stacy and a bowl count make VJ walk out of a quickly eroding "friendship". People don't treat people how they want to be treated but still cry a lot. VJ works hard apparently because he is actually lazy at the core. VJ did ketamine aka Special K once. Chaidez and VJ discuss doing toad in the future. Chaidez talks about doing DMT and VJ talks about having natural DMT dumps. Dream situations becoming real situations allowing Chaidez to finish other people's sentences and VJ to see the future. Another Piss Piss Pshow and possible Piss Piss Psweepstakes. Can kung fu kick real life ass? VJ is related to a martial arts legend in another country. The Brown 007 then vents on people who you teach coming back to you a few weeks or more later to try to "educate" you the exact same thing you taught them.
    Love you guys for checking in with us and thank you for your time!
    Pshow and art produced by VJ aka the Brown James Bond
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    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 13 - Inside Jokes, AZ Women, Guns and Homie-cide
    VJ's breathing is on straight allergy/asthma so apologies everyone. VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Chaidez aka Chai-T discuss Psycho Pshow nicknames. Shitty coworkers that want to fight drive Chaidez crazy. VJ proposes that being shy fucks you up. VJ's dad is a superhuman foreigner. How's your diet going? There is no way that the Fukishima nuclear disaster is localized and concentrated just in the waters of Japan; its gotta be everywhere. VJ bitterly discusses friends, phones and the difference between a couple hours and a few hours. Tropic Thunder makes the Pshow again. The Brown 007 and Chai-T love inside jokes, especially when there is no one inside to catch it. No filter = VJ's charisma. Linux sucks for podcasts. Do you drool? Chaidez does when he sleeps. VJ does when he talks. The hottest chicks in the US are in Arizona hands down. Chaidez likes cats. Overdose victims. Parties get shot up sometimes. Homies get shot up sometimes and it can lead to dangerous Mexico trips, multi story club fights or rushed trips to McDonalds. And remember, what people show you on the outside is rarely what they really are on the inside.
    Pshow and art produced by VJ aka the Brown James Bond
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    1 hr 42 min
  • Episode 12 - The Psecond Psolo Pshow
    Chaidez aka Chai-T is a wee bit addicted to Division. VJ aka the Brown James Bond goes in super long format about how his whole scholastic life was planned out in the authentic Indian/Asian manner to be a doctor. He then explains how he made the realization he is an entrepreneur. VJ delves deeply into the fact that all feelings, positive or negative, are just hormones. Mentors save time and energy. DUIs can change your life for the better. VJ explains his trials and tribulations to get recommendation letters including predatory albino lab rat intravenous drug research through lobotomy at ASU. Vegas VJ is racist as hell. Flush your weed for the best flavor. Goals are important. Does VJ ever convey a true opinion? Find out in Episode 12 aka The Psecond Psolo Pshow!
    Pshow and art produced by VJ aka the Brown James Bond
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    1 hr 3 min
  • Episode 11 - Weed Semen, Mirroring and Rat Piss
    VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Chaidez aka Chai-T start off talking about semen and its apparent tastes to women depending on what the semen shooter ingests. VJ touches briefly on the fact that cocaine can only go into his mouth. VJ has more trips planned trying to work his Carmen San Diego fix. Is the studio computer analogous to a cereal box? VJ think it is maybe worse since parts of it are literally falling off. VJ also theorizes that because of movies and TV that we are semi-ready for a zombie apocalypse as he goes in on what and how he's watching Netflix. VJ and Chai-T discuss coworkers and that leads to a conversation on VJ's experiments with people's reactions. They also talk about mirroring the way people treat you and also why people hate being treated the way they treat other people. Chaidez goes in on his love of Japan and VJ is into it too apparently but also wants to go everywhere in the world. Chaidez's birthday is coming up so SEND CAKE. Chaidez also explains working with rat excrement and switching jobs. VJ theorizes that your clothing is equivalent to armor in society now aka dress to impress. DESTROY AND DOMINATE YOUR COMPETITION.
    Pshow and art produced by VJ aka the Brown James Bond
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    57 min
  • Episode 10 - The Post Vegas Pshow #1
    VJ gets back from a five day Las Vegas trip for March Madness 2016 to end the recording hiatus for The Psycho Pshow aka PS2. Chaidez correctly assumes VJ gambled; VJ doesn't deny it and then explains how he was perfect at the blackjack table and then hit nothing but donuts in NCAA basketball and NBA betting by missing wins by a thread. VJ introduces the Kwik-E-Mart Squishyman snapback which you can see on every pshow on YouTube. VJ breaks down typical Vegas celebrity athlete meet ups and who he ran into this time (he starts the story early... and then ends the story an hour later). VJ almost headbutts the living daylight out of his computer. The Psychos talking about support systems and the American way of thinking vs the immigrant way of thinking. A little chit chat after on nuclear power, medical marijuana cards, immortal jellyfish, cancer, facial hair and making guns.
    Pshow and art produced by VJ aka the Brown James Bond
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    1 hr 38 min
  • Episode 9 - Hot Computers, The 5 Minute Memory Delay and Molly
    While VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Chaidez aka the Chai-T lay that hot fire, VJ's trash computer overheats and as a result an hour of straight heat for the pshow gets lost forever. Therefore, VJ starts this pshow on tilt and almost immediately goes in on why stereotypes have a place in this world, may keep you alive and why its not wrong but also not good to be racist. VJ thanks Chaidez for the amazing studio space aka his bedroom he just got up from just in time for the pshow. Then VJ goes in on his time in high school partying in Mexico, smiley face massages, and how 99% of strippers have a price for whatever you want. VJ questions why is the raw dog technique is so popular, admits to never NOT wearing a condom (aka always wears one) and Chaidez admits to never getting an STD test causing VJ to go into shock for a half second. VJ then realizes he needs to stop carrying about where the pshow goes and let us all go for the ride on the stream of consciousness. Chaidez pees and VJ rambles. Is all of society into slut shaming now? VJ describes the 5 minute marijuana memory delay that obviously effects the pshow sometimes. Allergies are also reigning supreme in AZ right now. No one can tell when VJ is on molly... but hes been on it a lot.
    Pshow and art produced by VJ aka the Brown James Bond
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    1 hr 15 min

About All Talk, No Thought

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The title says it all. Welcome to VJ's solo stream of consciousness. No secrets are kept, unless they can get us arrested or killed. #podcast