All Talk, No Thought

VJ aka the Brown James Bond invites his boy Esteban to The Psycho Pshow: ENJOY!

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 13 - A chick was feeling Esteban and he didn't put on the moves... why? 'Conversate' is a word now. Sex dry spells. VJ doesn't want to play the game. Background music is a fail. Direct vs indirect approaches with women. Esteban is a playlist DJ who gets paid. VJ and Esteban debate a lot when they chill. VJ's n***a pass. "There's a hole in the blunt." Esteban on Xylophone, cutting deals and Pylophone. Do friends profit off of each other? Get string cheese to blackmail Esteban. VJ feels the power of mob mentality at a WWE event. Stacy Keibler is stupid fine. Esteban sees people trampled at a soccer game. VJ sees mosh pits of fire at Rock Da Bells. Esteban's shenanigans at EDC London. The blunt lasts the whole Pshow.

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 14 - Two minutes of nonsense with VJ and Esteban, just try to survive it.

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 15 - Xylophone and Pylophone are pretty much married. Rebuilding teams are not good teams. Xylophone = Droopy Dog. Being super sugarcoated vs being super direct. Esteban gets super close to eating dirty candy and VJ notices that Esteban has at least 6 personalities. Triumph the Comic Dog is a G.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond checks in to introduce us all to his good homie Iz_Real.

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 10 - Introducing the homie Iz_Real. Real fans will find out everything about us. North Tempe vs South Scottsdale. Iz_Real's dog gets neutered because "his sack was bad" but still does the splits regularly. Iz_Real's kids invade occasionally. "Sorry about your nuts brotha."

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 11 - Iz_Real is upgrading his backyard, putting green and all. VJ and Iz_Real smoke out of an authentic Native American peace pipe. The boys go in on amazing previously unrevealed hooker stories. Body vs face vs... balance? Iz_Real picks out whores like he picks socks. The funkiest smell ever DOESN'T make Iz_Real run for dear life. Xavier jumps in with a joke for us.

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 12 - From the bad juju hooker to another prostitute story in the Red Light District in Korea. No black and brown clients for Korean sex workers. Iz_Real breaks down mama sans. VJ requests "a dollar a minute sleep watch" in Las Vegas and gets his request. Craziness is part of growing up. Sapiens, the book. VJ argues "everyone who is religious actually practices a different form of religion from everyone else."

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Our boys VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T. Money Malone check in. VJ doesn't understand what most people say when they sing. Top five dead or alive rappers and then rappers in general. Jadakiss is real. The Flex Bomb. Cucumber in drinks. VJ asks "Whats the spiciest thing you have ever eaten?" and then answers his own question conveniently. VJ's answer involves a waiver to order from a place that was raided by the FBI. The heavy curry smell of Indian households is explored. Cologne with pheromones. The White Van Scam. Marketing vs accounting. VJ's terrible neighbor and reverse noise complaints. Only potheads are good neighbors. VJ recalls the biggest concerts and festivals he has been to. Liking hot women's pics on Facebook is making VJ lose friends. VJ's real time people testing procedures. Prince at Coachella. Kobe Bryant is maybe one of the nicest and most intelligent professional basketball players ever and VJ and Toly give a few stories of why that might be. You can develop killer instinct if you are ready to. Michael Jordan vs Dan Patrick. Toly loves Derek Jeter. Toly's temporary roommate, Xylophone, continues his rampage. Sopranos talk. Pylophone can't see through Xylophone. Common courtesy and those who don't get it. PsychoPshowpaths?... maybe... nah. Pound it out... pause.

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Yet another collection of Psycho Pshort Pshows for you with our psycho boys VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T. Money Malone.

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 6 - Toly is a sick ****. Toly's good friend is a teacher who hates kids. Oh now VJ wants people on the Pshow? Barbershop talk and catching feelings. The secret Mexican spot is gonna happen. Bong hits baby! We need new equipment soon. You can finish the empty bowl. Nectar collectors. E-Juice talk. "Every stereotype is hilarious." Black holes and the nature of gravity explained in terrible fashion by VJ. People who have shroomed to death at the Vue. "Big butt what?!?"

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 7 - The boys miss a green arrow for some super suspect stuff. "I like some butt." VJ and Toly almost die in a head on collision. VJ asks "Do you really think college is worth it?"

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 8 - VJ = "Do we need to get TP right now?" Toly = "I don't know, I guess we'll find out." Toly doesn't think his roommates are friend-o-dog. The healthier you are, the more you poop. Spice Coast and Peacock Vending. Buying TP in Wal-Mart after you poop in the Wal-Mart bathroom is an interesting move. VJ doesn't have an accurate count of women he has slept with because of his drunken, debaucherous past. VJ asks why "Do people actually get mad at other people for going to Wal-Mart?"

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 9 - Toilet paper : ultra strong vs ultra soft vs flushable wet wipes. Our occasional basketball talk ensues. Oak Hill Academy. Ricky Rubio vs Rajon Rondo aka the Double R Showdown. Porn at ASU (Arizona State University) and herpes. VJ steals a bag that leads to adderall and STD secrets at the same damn time. Pamela Anderson is still hot to VJ and he hates it (sorta). Hollywood celebs are scandalous. Yankeeballboy.com. Xylophone wants Toly to grab him a Shamrock shake. Hilarity ensues.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T. Money Malone are here psycho-ing it up. VJ starts the Pshow outta nowhere. Cam'ron is VJ's homie hypothetically. Toly spots Sheek Louch and Ghostface Killah on Mill Ave. Las Vegas weather vs Phoenix weather. Toly makes the psolo mile high club. Dads today are the teenagers of 2005, 2008 and 2010 meaning they are just as dumb as us. Toly ran a psolo car part theft ring, per se. The F-Dawg nickname comes into creation after Toly gets some lip action at 1:30 am. VJ wakes up early. Toly goes in on Russian politics and breaks down Russian last names. Xylophone uses the "Friend" card to get what he wants but doesn't treat anyone like a friend. Real friends are few and far between. VJ goes into a mini shock after seeing Toly's fingers and the secrets and details of his dematophagia comes out = why he doesn't meet women during the day, why he prefers the "pound" or "dap" over the handshake and more. On a lesser note, VJ's lighter callus is growing smaller because he's been on a primarily dab diet. Xylophone is lying to a chick that he says isn't his girlfriends, but lowkey, she is. VJ has no toilet paper for Toly. VJ - "We gotta fly like a peacock from a cocoon or a butterfly from a peacock's nest." Everything in this world is too sugarcoated. Why is it that people who are entitled seem to have no money? Toly and VJ share super gnarly stories where they get scarred. Shotgun shells. Gardening with Russian seeds vs Monsanto. And the Pshow end with VJ taking Toly over to the secret Mexican spot.

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Another collection of Psycho Pshort Pshows for you with our insane homies VJ aka the Brown James Bond, Chaidez aka (he hates his nickname) Chai-T and Toly aka T. Money Malone.

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 3 - Toly's dad smokes the ganja and Toly steals his hash stash. Dabs are going down homie. Chaidez and Toly have forms of video game addiction. Pshow pstorage problems. Ways to make money on the side. "Wait are you recording?" "Xylophone strikes again.... BIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!" First sentence of a text from F-Dawg starts a chain reaction. Xylophone = Drylophone. Is VJ as good as Tony Hinchcliffe with puns? 20 buck bong.

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 4 - Toly is perfect for the Pshow. The neighbors have to hate the Pshow. "There's always drama at the Vue." Non-white problems in this great country. Indian women scare VJ. Tinder terror and trepidation. Internet beefs can become real if you mess with Chaidez. Eye contact problems, solutions and everything in between. VJ has smoked a Dial soap bar worth of dabs today. The Anarchist Cookbook gets some pshowtime. "When making up situations become real."

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 5 - VJ changes his mind again about having people on the Pshow. Don't tell anyone about the Pshow if you care about them, Toly. Toly might move back to the eternal crackhouse of the shoddiest mind aka the apartment complex previously known as the Vue. VJ is not Mr. Handout aka Hand Me Out. Getting high from pain. The Psycho Pshow aka Ps2 vs The Psycho Pshort Pshow aka Ps3. To compress or not to compress. The Pshow makes Xylophone semi-tolerable for obvious reasons.

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Welcome to the first official long form Psycho Pshow with VJ aka the Brown James Bond, Chaidez aka Chai-T and Toly aka T. Money Malone! The boys discuss the Ford GT vs Nissan GTR. Do you trust eBay? There's a thin line between love and hate. There's a thin line between cops and criminals. VJ never repeats jokes. Putin isn't a gangster, he's a gangsta. North Korean concentration camps make a quick appearance. VJ is a bossy, intense, control freak. VJ finds dead bodies in India at six years old. Hyena training problems. To avoid death by gator, don't zag when you need to zig. The calorie after-check is discussed and Toly confesses to being a compulsive eater. A little basketball. Toly obviously can't tell his mother about the Pshow. Chaidez hits the monkey but there are tricks involved. Women often say no but mean yes. Hunting coming soon? VJ hunting skills were built in the South Indian jungles with gypsies and slingshots. Toly HATES gators. Chaidez redefines dinosaurs. Cars and planes can be hacked. Tupac shot two cops and got away with it. Rape accusations stick like crazy. Real art makes you terrified when you put it out, ask David Choe. Secret abortions. Chaidez is Team NoCondom, VJ is Team Condom and Toly is Team Girlfriend. Skiing vs snowboarding vs surfing. Yeti issues. Chaidez = "I'm a doctor when it comes to asian chicks." How to pronounce "Nguyen". Kim Dotcom.

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Welcome to the first Psycho Pshort Pshow! The Psycho Pshort Pshow aka Ps3 is a collection of short pshows (anywhere from a few minutes to a few hours long) recorded on VJ's phone and concocted into a gypsy witch stew which we decided to release alongside the longer, original videotaped form of the pshow aka the typical Psycho Pshow. Now that you are sufficiently confused and are probably debating never logging into the Pshow again, we have also decided to add some tunes (made by our lovely Toly) to separate different recordings and to give us a mini intro song I guess. Enough of the overview, now on to the first collection of the PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 1 - Our heroes Chaidez aka Chai-T (soon to be renamed) and Toly aka T. Money Malone meet each other for the first time. Which chick got the best ass in that group? Pshort Pshow name ideas. VJ aka the Brown James Bond sees the knockout game in public for the first time. Buck 50 for a password. Let's pass around the Kimber. VJ gets reminded that "running a yellow isn't illegal". VJ doesn't have an accurate count of sexual partners because of super drunk sex. Chaidez is a virgin. Toly makes his first beat, little to know in the quickly upcoming future he will transform into superproducer T. Money Malone. His music sends VJ into a religious conniption and makes him pray. Young, hot chicks make VJ nervous. The younger, the more nervous.

PSYCHO PSHORT PSHOW 2 - Some beautiful Russian between two beautiful Russians for the intro. A quick review of headphones by Chaidez and Toly. Chaidez needs to piss but gets denied by car dynamics. Kidney stones are scary and varied. Starcraft pros exist? Handshakes = Octopussy's Sikh villain's handshake vs The Brown James Bond's version.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T. Money Malone continue drinking from the last episode. Whats wrong with Tiger Woods? How much of any competition is mental? We were taught that calculators wouldn't always be at arms length away... WRONG! VJ has a satanic bible skim coming up that he is delaying indefinitely. Should the boys go hunting? Toly has the most terrible tire insurance. VJ's saying= "I don't hate everyone, but f**k every body." Toly gets kids, but not in a weird way. VJ's mom is arrested on Valentine's Day. The boys plan for World Cup 2018 in Russia. Would you rather be an A-list Hollywood actor or a top level Hollywood agent? Toly's standard Tinder opening is genius, but does it work with women who don't speak English? VJ estimates that there has to be way more 4 inch penis than he could have ever imagined (which is perfectly cool). VJ might be worried about who might see the Pshow. Xylophone and Pylophone get rated. Toly's standards are high. Puerto Rican vs Mexican showers. Both psychos reveal embarrassing stories with girls at a young age. VJ's kid clothes were nerf colored shorts and Charles Barkley-esque socks. VJ debates "if a girl squeezes on your dick and she's disgusting, is that bad?" Toly gets off on telling girls to kick rocks, but he learns to get himself off in a different way than most. People are not aware that they are psycho or have mental issues and that's why The Psycho Pshow exists. Is being nice to women advantageous anymore? VJ can never be a politician because of his criminal record (not that he was interested) but he will bribe them. VJ loves Dr. Melfi from the Sopranos and Toly loves her real life daughter. If your team is the team of the future, then your team sucks now.

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It's a pleasure and honor to introduce Toly to the world! He isn't really a psycho but low key, he is. Keeping it real though, he is a Russian gentleman whose stomping grounds are New Jersey. He also happens to be the Pshow's only known fan. VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly start on how the first podcast in essence is like the first date. VJ and Toly both sucked at basketball at one time. "I walk alone" and you should too. VJ still suffering from allergies. A non-no look pass cements Toly's position in life as an amazing person and on the Pshow as a regular. Bacardi 151 comes out. Toly is convinced VJ is living on the wrong coast. Thoughts on armpit hair and thoughts on waxing for men in general. The Vue = a modern, multi-story college crack house. Toly has an unwanted "temporary" roommate: Xylophone. He remains super cool and calm about the situation even though he and VJ see through Xylophone's conniving, lying facade. The Pshow is more important than some "friendships". God's picture vs cockroach ends up in an interesting result.

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