VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Chaidez aka Chai-T mosey onto the airwaves for your listening pleasure for The Psycho Pshow.

VJ discovers some terrible weed aka wormwood that Chaidez has been smoking. Chaidez's dog is a closet biter. Chaidez was convinced VJ would be a sh*tbird because of the person who introduced them. Girls' vs guys' approach to approaching each other. VJ doesn't want to play the game of dating women because of the value of time. Cardboard vs Chaidez. Chaidez doesn't want to record a Pshow so VJ starts a Pshow anyway, immediately. Blue cheese burgers or breakfast burritos? "Dude..." The Michael Jordan crying meme. VJ describes a tale of domestic violence, psychosis inducing drugs, cops and mental hospitals involving a rapper, a wannabe rapper with half a brain and a couch slumming, child ditching idiot chick.

Don't be in a bad situation and just chill. Back to food. "What's your favorite cereal, bro?" The time when VJ and Chaidez were certain Joe Rogan was listening to Pshow. Personality vs looks. Girls who are sweet vs girls who have an edge. Chaidez vs his job. The prom screws up the burger spot. Chipotle scares. Gaming with or without music? Can the greatest purity of integrity lead to the greatest corruption if poisoned? Are the extremes more related to each other than the averages are to each other? YC's Mongolian it is!

VJ and Chaidez notice a sexy purple haired elf boot vixen while eating. Chaidez is a c*ckblock because of sixteen year olds. Getting ID'd. VJ will smash in public. Stretch marks and nipples. AZ girls don't get enough good dudes. How many times have you been stroking it a day? White people vs brown people parking policies. VJ deduced Chaidez's godmother's true identity.

VJ spots a hot chick. Chaidez spots that the hot chick is young cuz of his pedo-sight. The boys spot a fire in the city from far. VJ's sister sees a semi truck blow up right next to her. Chaidez sees a car firebombed. A new phone might be in the works for the mobile Pshort Pshow because the S4 is too raggedy and the vibrate function can't be controlled while recording.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Chaidez aka Chai-T reconvene finally at Chaidez's places aka the OG studio for The Psycho Pshow.

"Back in the homeland!" How things sound different when spoken vs sung. Death metal visited slightly. Juggalos vs SRH. Gang members start from weakness. Selling stuff online can lead to death. More computer talk for the Pshow. VJ complains like a jackass because his friends want to help. Confidence vs skill. Jon Jones vs OSP. The psychos' current relationship statuses and women in general "People hate and manipulate." Murder for XBOX. 40 cal vs 9 MM. Chaidez's new spot will be orgy central. VJ's biological mother is a psychopath. "The family you make is more important than the one you are born in." People need defeat. Do you want to be remembered after you die?

VJ actually plans on becoming the Brown James Bond. VJ asks if he is the Rachel Dolezal of Indian people. Rush Hour x Chris Tucker x The Fifth Element. Onnit x Joe Rogan. 'Dark Souls'. Chyna was attractive-ish? "I sorta like sluts." - VJ. Sarah Silverman is sexy. RPG skills vs real life skills. To go out or to not go out. Why Shane is the worst driver ever. Chaidez almost kills himself while moving to another state after partying all night with VJ. VJ gets knocked out by his car. When your life flashes before your eyes. Just Brakes killed VJ's car. Is it rude to ask if someone's boobs are real? VJ's homie pays a unique price for water balloons. VJ's broad daylight gang egging. Drano bombs. Chaidez is Asian only. Phallic symbols. "Did we talk about anything good on the Pshow?" WE FINALIZE THE NAME/PRONUNCIATION OF THE PSYCHO PSHOW!!!!!

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond introduces his boys Joe aka J-Cal and the Bear Jew aka the Squirrel Jew to The Psycho Pshow!

VJ starts the Pshow off with his days herding water buffalo in India. J-Cal is literally wearing three different sports teams with accidental symbolic reasoning. J-Cal is moving states. J-Cal and VJ are in their own special 2x Vegas Club. If you are less brown that VJ, you are white. New collagen treatments are coming. The Bear Jew strolls in looking like an extra from 'Grease'. The Bear Jew describes his transformation from big, intimidating bouncer to slim, trim programmer. VJ becomes a super d*ckhead to the Bear Jew for being a great guy and giving him free equipment (I'm sorry brotha!!!). "Jewish people always ask you a ton of questions before they tell you what to do." - Bear Jew. A lot of computer and equipment discussion about Psycho Pshow upgrades.

The Psycho 'P'-show is the natural name for the Pshow. The genitals go back on the chest? Happy Passover! Jack Mormons vs jack Jews. Agnostic vs atheist? "Are you a believer of bulemia?" 3D lifeforms vs 2D lifeforms. Aliens and the possible connection to God. Do super cool people become gods after death? Stories never stay straight. Felons are in a rough spot. Special treatment for celebrities (*ahem* Caitlyn Jenner *ahem*). Should you be cleansed of past crimes? Christians vs Muslims vs Jews. Canada vs USA vs Mexico. Tech of the future is rushing into the present. Synthetic food. Martians vs humans. Cities in space and on the sea. Joe is super toasty high. Daredevil is a good show and a better hero. The Punisher and Kingpin are dope Marvel characters. VJ has not watched 'True Detective' or 'Game of Thrones' at all.

Chaidez aka Chai-T joins the Pshow for a couple minutes while we ready for a long Psycho Pshow. Chaidez guesses how many Psycho Pshorts have been made. VJ fills Chai-T on some details on why Chaidez's spot is a nicer recording studio than VJ's spot.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond is back and the Pho Eating Filipino aka the Filipino Guy joins him again for another Psycho Pshow!

This Pshow the homies stay dabbing that wax; excuse the coughs (especially VJ's). The Filipino Guy discusses brotherly love and moving apart from family. "Don't be around things that are stagnant." Who is worth marrying? What is love at first sight besides a cascade of hormonal reactions? When does a relationship become a business proposition? Liquid money vs assets. Dale Carnegie was pretty dope. Does Bill Gates have more money than ever? Was Rockefeller a trillionaire? Market fluctuations can make you feel small.

Survivor's remorse. God bless Allen Iverson. Is he a top 20 basketball player of all time? VJ appreciates the Filipino Guy (and Toly, Chaidez and every other person who has been on, listened to or in anyway gave any time to The Psycho Pshow). People, time and experiences are the only things worth more than money in this world. Sharing is caring. Halle Berry in Swordfish vs Claire Underwood revisited. Why do college girls always have dirty feet? Where do you sweat from? Sean Penn is that dude. VJ's life is 'I Am Sam'. VJ's parents' divorce. Going to Arizona State was dope. The importance of the family nucleus.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone stay out in the psycho lanes dominating for your info-tainment! Chaidez aka Chai-T pops in a few minutes in this one too!

Toly demonstrates the Lion King call. VJ and Toly's friend Marshall is a good guy. The difficulties of wearing condoms prevail. Toly's good friend Rachel has a nice inheritance coming. VJ texts on the "mic". VJ tells everyone that his number "is just for you and your eyes only." The movie Top Gun is homo-erotic. House of Cards and how everyone needs a Meechum on their squad. Claire Underwood maybe the most beautiful woman in the world. You have to grind forever before you blow up overnight. Carlos Boozer. Halle Berry in Swordfish vs Claire Underwood aka Robin Wright in House of Cards.

VJ tries to link with F-Dawg's friends. Japan, Germany and the WWII porn connection. If you date Toly at least pretend to like sports. Gamestop saved many a shopping trip. VJ and Toly never want to listen to the Pshow... but VJ has to. Is The Psycho Pshow good at all? The reason why Lowkey Lonely is discussed at all. How Toly solidified his place on the Pshow without realizing. The big sh*t vs the little sh*t. Chaidez is back and offers VJ a lot of Onnit products. Taking testosterone seems like a slippery slope. The kind old man vs the mean old witch stereotype might be due to just testosterone and estrogen levels changing.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone sit down and complain more for us on The Psycho Pshow.

Toly has a Psycho Pshow pstart psound. Ray Donovan teaches VJ some stuff about himself. Two different people do the same thing at the same place at the same time to VJ and he has a different reaction to each person. "I'll punch him stomach to five pieces." VJ realizes there is no intro to the Pshow. Who is your favorite Batman? Birdman is a dope movie. The boys need new clothes. Vrobe aka VJ Kobe. Toly says Golden State isn't going to win the NBA championship. Stephen Jackson. Dwayne Wade. Do children and their parents owe each other anything? More basketball talk. DMX vs Jay-Z. "What drugs have you done?" Syrup and blunts. Tindering overseas. Re-posting pics.

"I want to meet someone genuinely nice who can also kill me." - VJ as he talks adoringly about the Rock... pause. Jon Jones vs Money Mayweather. To make something big you need people. VJ hates the mention of Freido from The Godfather. Sex addicts vs drugs addicts. Plenty of fish-scapades lead Toly to a very interesting girl. Happy Passover! A fart? VJ was hooking up with the hottest tail in his life when there was something obviously missing in his approach. VJ wears glasses to avoid problems. A history of VJ's and Toly's parents religions. "Most people who follow religion do so when it's convenient." Do pro-lifers realize how bad life can actually get? Lowkey Lonely's 4/20 tricks. VJ while joking without glasses on = biggest scumbag on the planet. VJ theorizes why his mom is a terrible trash excuse for a human being. How to rebel by VJ. "There is nothing that is inherently good or bad... it's how you view it."

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone destroy another Psycho Pshow.

Toly doesn't want to tell Klipper about the failed piss test. How do you let someone know you let them down? Toly forgot we were recording and drops some names. VJ thinks he is hated and that Toly is loved. The rubles to dollar conversion rate is changing. Toly thinks he's cursed. Toly looks up to the Rock. The NBA playoffs should make Toly happy. "How do you become Dan Bilzerian?" VJ used to be a big boy, now he's just semi fat.

VJ and Toly have no tattoos but want to get some and they discuss some ideas. Klipman gets jacked. VJ tells Toly that his life is good. Toly has to move. Weed prices vary greatly depending on you geographical location. The East Coast hustle vs the West Coast hustle. How to scam a parking meter. "Hate comes with stepping out." Birdman and other guests on The Breakfast Club. Kendall and Kylie Jenner and who is hotter than them. VJ can handle three jack off sessions a day.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone say "What up!!!"

AZ vs NY Chinese food. "We gotta start dealing crack dude." Hitting rock bottom = the start to becoming a comedian. VJ was homeless for two and a half years. Pillows and knees. Toly is going to gain 40 pounds. Messed up eating habits. VJ will always podcast. Toly needs adderall and the psychiatrist prescribes him everything but that. VJ tells the doctor the truth and they send him a psychiatrist. VJ gives a homeless dude a ride and still doesn't know why. Toly's fingers have been healing. How actors start their careers; how VJ and Toly will start theirs. Toly is tight on cash. Toly's dog, Belle, has bitten a few people. Klipper was born with no imagination.

VJ reminds everyone to "have more faith in yourself than you do in anyone else." Toly went to an awesome Jewish school. The boys know too many heroin addicts. They also know a bank robber. Doing drugs up the butt. Jenkem. VJ thinks its good advice to not plan for anything until its completely guaranteed and in hand. The value of alone time. Oil prices effect everyone, especially Toly right now. Who should be the US president? VJ flips out over phone usage. Cam'ron is a genius. Do rappers sell drugs? Joe Budden is dope. NBA playoffs. THC sizzurp. The Pshow ends with the hotness ranks of the Spice Girls.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone highlight most of this Pshow but a few new homies make some cameos too.

VJ's mental fog lately has been due to allergy medication, which he confirms with a new study (only Allegra is good). His day is completely upside down today. He then asks if "you feel more self conscious when you are alone or with other people."

VJ introduces his boy Big Pun and complains (like usual) about an old associate who is a fair-weather friend. Do you have a fair-weather friend? If so, dump them.

Toly cannot avoid Lowkey Lonely. Hot sauce is major key. VJ stands up for Esteban; Esteban doesn't stand up for himself; the blowback lands on VJ... no homo. Toly and Lowkey can't talk politics ever again. Is Obama on some radical Muslim sh*t? The old pope was a Nazi. "Fact checking!" VJ is not editing the Pshow. VJ doesn't do well with 'shoulds'.

VJ and Toly discuss a change in T $'s situation with his new girl, F-Dawg, that almost makes the Brown James Bond use his license to kill and go into a murderous rage. And it happens on Toly's birthday.

Is VJ angry already? VJ can't schedule the Pshow. Toly is having troubles with the piss testing place. F-Dawg and the show 'Friends' leads to a home run for Toly. Rachel Nichols is fine. The Pshow is not going to be censored or edited. VJ should ignore more people. Toly's roommate Chris gets intro-ed to the Pshow and goes off since he's a "good guy to record." Chicks who are down to hook up in public. " I LOVE SEX!" The pillow under the knees. Doctors give out pills. Phenibut. The nose is key for Toly. Chris will have sex with almost anything. The Mormon soak. Prince died today. Prince live is the best show ever... ask VJ. Coachella and NWA. A sample of Ice Cube's performance at Coachella. Snoop Dogg. Nate Dogg. Warren G.

Toly fails a piss test for a dream job and somehow smiles through it... initially. What are we going to do for money and life? Which one of us is becoming an actor? Should you keep your expectations high or low? Toly doesn't want to talk politics... so we talk politics.

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VJ aka the Brown James Bond and Toly aka T $ Malone destroy the toilet that is The Psycho Pshow and pshit on everything.

VJ is a giant in his Indian family primarily because of American food. VJ's dad was a midget in his family until he forced his body to grow using grueling techniques. VJ loves his dad. Toly loves his dog, Belle. Belle does not love F-Dawg though. Sama = penis. Dallas Cowboys fans. The Arizona Cardinals and Larry Fitzgerald are dope. Toly's mom is amazing and is about to "Southwest him some p**sy." "Would you ever want to be a cop?" - T $. "No... unless I was a dirty cop." - Brown James Bond.

Toly would join the military in an alternate universe. Is all of our technology from the Jews? Operation Fast and Furious. It's still Toly's birthday! Toly refuses all nicknames... except some. VJ has a million nicknames. Toly is born the day before Hitler and VJ makes a stretch with that info. Toly disputes VJ's Bluntmaster nickname and tells stories about his bluntmaster. More talk about the end of the world. Cats are deadly. "Do you know why they use rats for research?" Predators vs prey.

VJ ends the Pshow going psolo again but with normal quality this time. The dawn of 4/20. Where you from man? The love of your city vs the love of your homie. VJ's allergies in a nutshell. People change very quickly... gradually.

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