In today's episode, Jen + Lillian are joined by special guest, Renee Cafaro: plus-size fashion expert, philanthropist, ex-politician and... metal-head. We knew Renee would have some killer stories that were chock full of fucks, celebrity crushes, dollar store bleach, and the greatest drinking game of all time. (You're welcome.)

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In honor of Pride month, and some much needed beauty and joy--today, Lillian dollops Jen on the history of a Pride tentpole industry: Glitter! Learn about the eerie German Baron von Glitter, glitter's Jersey roots (because of course), and just how critical the sparkly stuff is in solving true crime. (Bonus: This episode has a companion video! Check it out on our Instagram.)

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Pick up a Taylor Ham egg and cheese, hit the Dunkin' and never EVER pump your own gas--today, we're talking Weird New Jersey! Jen kicks off a series of Jersey-centric Dollops as she regales Lillian with one of Jersey's most notorious tales... the legacy of T̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶k̶  C̶l̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶A̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ ̶P̶a̶r̶k̶   ...Action Park.

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A note to our listeners: This episode was recorded before the murder of George Floyd.  

Today, Jen + Lillian explore what it is to be full of grace--to experience hurt, a reckoning, and forgiveness, and the examination of these things in the remarkable stillness of quarantine. 

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Dear friends: In the work to amplify more Black voices, we're sitting this week out. To explore more Black leadership and stories, please check out these podcasts:

The Nod

Get out your Burn Books, fuckbuddies--today, Jen + Lillian go into the difficult, awkward, heartwrenching lessons of some of their worst frenemies. From being ghosted to killing the messenger to playing chauffeur for friends to make out... there are plenty of friendships that taught us what we absolutely didn't want in our lives. The emotional and mental fallout from friendship breakups are rarely talked about, so we're pulling out all the stops with this one. 

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This episode has a companion video up on Instagram-- @allthef.ckspod!

Ever wonder how the heck you ended up here? Today, Jen + Lillian as they revisit their most prophetic forks in the road--those choices (for better or worse) that began a grand adventure... or at least led to some great stories. 

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This episode has a companion video! Find us and watch along on Instagram @allthef.ckspod, or on Facebook @allthef.cks.

Pull out Mom's old recipe cards, because today, Jen + Lillian traipse through the weird family food that peppered their lives. From secret back-alley hand pies to cake disasters to the magic of chipped beef, the truth of it is--food is weird. And there's so much mayonnaise, you guys. 

So. 

So much mayonnaise. 

Turn off the lights and sing out of key with everyone, because today Jen + Lillian take you through some memorable birthday parties! From a brand new pool to scavenger hunts to scenes out of LORD OF THE FLIES, stories both fun and disastrous have us wishing for extra wishes when we blow out the candles.

*BONUS!* We shot a vlodcast accompaniment to this episode! To watch it, check out our socials (Instagram @allthef.ckspod, Facebook @allthef.cks).

Lillian gives Jen a long-awaited Dollop--a retrospective of her days as a group auditor on Meetup, where she came across Bronies, sex cults, and self-proclaimed vampires.