Today, we freak out your ears with more scary stories from Jezebel.  Join Jen + Lillian for hair-raising tales about possessed mothers, haunted paintings, and an elevator straight to hell.

An intended traipse through the recipe cards of our past takes a detour, as Jen + Lillian remember all the wonderful noshes that encapsulate a lifetime of New York deli. We'll be your tour guides through the Jewish wonderland of the Lower East Side, tip you off to the best egg cream money can buy, and even tell you what hyped up burger joints to avoid. Don't listen to this one without a snack. Perhaps some half sours and coleslaw?

It's twists and turns this week! Jen + Lillian sat down to have a jaunty chat about summers, but they end up making a sharp left into being mostly unattended, curious weirdos. Two human feral raccoons, our young lives were full of unsupervised horror movies, cozy nooks of secret erotica, and endless trespassing into very haunted abandoned houses. 

Missing going places? Well today, Jen + Lillian aim to make you rethink that--after these stories, you'll be relieved to be housebound. From cruise ship disasters to Florida gator wrasslin' to damp, cold island cuisine, we've got tons of bad decisions stamped into our passports.

Today, we dig through some more scaaaaary stories... as well as the very real horrors of 2020!

Today, Jen + Lillian bring you back to the early aughts in their diaries--a time of obsessive lurkers, Dashboard Confessional, and Florida townies.

Today, Jen + Lillian share some of their favorite recommendations, stories of improv gone wrong, and the fallacy of nothing good happening after 1am. 

Today, we dive back into the scary stories of Jezebel, sharing hauntings and stalkings and... oh... so many bees.

Here at All the Fucks, we love telling you about the things that didn't happen almost as much as we love telling you about the things that did. This week, Jen + Lillian dangle the carrots of some delicious almost-was encounters: from secret admirers, to breathless meetcutes, to proposals at the romance capitol of the American South... Shoney's.