Today we return to our collective favorite: scary stories. We read a few from the internet, we share a few ourselves, and we make some creepy vacation plans for The After.

Today, we return to some scary stories--including an in-depth look at New Jersey's super-creepy Westfield Watcher!

This week, we put the fun in dysfunction! We take you further into our backstories, shining a light on the myriad ways that trauma can shape you. Our deepest episode yet, there are plenty of tears and sobering moments... but it's also a celebration of finding the people who get you, finding the people who keep you safe, and the journey of learning to be that person for yourself.

For more from Jen and Lillian, check out podcasts "Moonbase Theta, Out" and "The Body Poscast."

Today, we take you on a rip-roarin' retrospective of one of life's cruelest jokes: middle school dances. From that magic moment of dancing with your dreamboat, to creative plus-size formalwear of the '90s, to fantasizing about being Carrie White... we've been there and back again. And we brought you a corsage!

Okay, we know this name is ridiculous, but it's also 100% a term we used at the place where we met--as co-workers at LUSH, or: the Oompa Loompas of Bath Bombs and Massage Bars. We take you through the magical Wonka memories of working for LUSH... mixed with the batshit chaos of being in the badlands of NYC: Herald Square, a veritable cornucopia of sidewalk hustlers, upsetting smells, and Penn Station dwellers. 

This week, we put the fun in dysfunction! We take you further into our backstories, shining a light on the myriad ways that trauma can shape you. Our deepest episode yet, there are plenty of tears and sobering moments... but it's also a celebration of finding the people who get you, finding the people who keep you safe, and the journey of learning to be that person for yourself.  

Jen + Lillian continue their discussion of the stumbling blocks and pitfalls of learning how to be pretty as an awkward kid: figuring out your face, crimping irons, and... good lord, how do you even eyebrow?

Gather your recommendations and spruce up that LinkedIn, because today, Jen + Lillian take you through part 2 of their questionable, colorful, uh... essentially shady-as-hell job history. Y'all, we are not messing around. There's scams, there's cults, there's falconry. Also: this is 100% why we are self-employed. 

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For more from Jen and Lillian, check out podcasts "Moonbase Theta, Out" and "The Body Poscast."

Today, we discuss the stumbling blocks and pitfalls of learning how to be pretty as an awkward kid: unadvised perms, bargain bin makeup, and what even are eyebrows, anyway?

Today, Jen gives Lillian a Dollop and tells her all about the Best Worst Movie of all time: TROLL 2.