Rip your jeans and come smoke with us in the gender-neutral bathroom--this week, we'll be showing you our wilder sides! These are the stories our mothers haven't heard: from running the rumor mill, to exquisitely crafty shoplifting, to the more layered and complicated missteps of adulthood. We're not bad--we're just podcast that way. 💃

Welcome back to All the Forensics Freaks! It starts weird, and it just gets weirder: Jen + Lillian you a glimpse into their strangest, nerdiest, most formative hobbies. You'll be introduced to the wild world of forensics, the Future Farmers of America, whatever 'Quiz Bowl' actually means... and the seedy underbelly of working at Busch Gardens. 

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For more from Jen and Lillian, check out podcasts "Moonbase Theta, Out" and "The Body Poscast."

Why yes, it DOES continue to get weirder yet this week, as we continue our (first!) two-part series of All the Forensics Freaks. Jen + Lillian take you through a treasure trove of acquired skills, including but not limited to: Vogue-ing, competitive spelling, and artificially inseminating cows.

It starts weird, and it just gets weirder: Jen + Lillian you a glimpse into their strangest, nerdiest, most formative hobbies. Over the next 2 weeks, you'll be introduced to the wild world of forensics, the Future Farmers of America, whatever 'Quiz Bowl' actually means... and the seedy underbelly of working at Busch Gardens. 

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Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: [email protected].

For more from Jen and Lillian, check out podcasts "Moonbase Theta, Out" and "The Body Poscast."

Update your LinkedIn--we're showing you our hobbies! From weird to weirder, Jen + Lillian take you through a treasure trove of acquired skills, including but not limited to: Vogue-ing, competitive spelling, and artificially inseminating cows. 

When you're a weird, roly-poly, loner kid, you get creative with entertaining yourself. For Jen + Lillian, that meant tattered paperbacks of WEETZIE BAT, a clamshell VHS of LABYRINTH... and endless low-key erotica. So come dive under the blankets with us and don't forget your flashlight! 

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For more from Jen and Lillian, check out podcasts "Moonbase Theta, Out" and "The Body Poscast."

This podcast has everything: Tim Curry, David Bowie in ruffles and leather, Jabberwockies, and cautionary Florida tales. A lot of weird pop culture went into making your intrepid hosts, so get ready to re-live everything you were pretty sure was an '80s fever dream! Jen + Lillian can confirm: it was all very very real.  #themoreyouknow🌈

What would pie-eyed, saccharine Valentine's Day be without gutwrenching stories of doomed love? Snuggle up with a pint of Ben + Jerry's, because you're about to hear our hearts go pitter-splat. First crushes and grand romantic gestures and barking up the wrong tree... oh my.  

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For more from Jen and Lillian, check out podcasts "Moonbase Theta, Out" and "The Body Poscast."

We're just littered with Cupid's arrows, over here at All the Fucks! And so many of them have ended in Hindenberg-level catastrophe. This Valentine's Day, Jen + Lillian revisit their first doomed paramours and all the butterflies that come with them.

Spray on that Skin-So-Soft and grab your Super Soaker, because this week, your intrepid hosts are piling in the station wagon and going back to summer camp! We remember sweltering crushes, reckless Wet Hot American Summers, and our greatest nemesis: chub rub. Break out your mess kits--you'll need 'em. 

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Got something to share? Leave us a voicemail or email us at: [email protected].

For more from Jen and Lillian, check out podcasts "Moonbase Theta, Out" and "The Body Poscast."