Food. We all like it. We all eat it. We all have it served to us by a special military valet. So let's talk about food in lockdown with notable food writer and best person Helen Rosner.

Oh, but first, Dan and Maureen do a little run down of what’s going on in the White House. Unbelievably, after taking absolutely no precautions, COVID-19 has shown up in those hallowed halls. The President’s Diet Coke man has come down with it, and in response they are doing… nothing? Welcome to wild speculation about what the hell is going on!

And then we can get to grocery washing, pleasure eating, and how restaurants may ever reopen. It’s a feast!

Sit down, SaysWhovia! We set a place for you, and it’s all you can eat.

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