hello burger enjoyer. this week we read some very flattering facts from the very reputable allfamousbirthday.com and give some input on being (perhaps a little too) sad online. at one point we were even attacked by a tape measure. please just click play already.

hello pottymouths (again), we're back and on our best behavior. this week we... say cuss words and give money to charity! we also get a nice update from a longtime listener, talk about pegging, and discuss what to do when you accidentally get the same tattoo as your ex. this was fun, and very expensive, but mostly fun. enjoy!

hello pottymouths, we're back with another totally normal episode where we talk to one another and no one else. this week we talk about bullet journaling (or lack thereof), having fucked up teeth (or lack thereof), and the joys of the internet (or lack thereof). okay that's it enjoy.

pretty nice of us to record this week considering *loud horrible creak* we don't even have to answer questions. this episode we talk about serendipitous experiences and what to do when your long time crushing just wont accept that you're gay. good? good.

long time no... we. that's right suckers, we're back! this week we talk about where the heck we've been for over a month, but we also talk about hot topic and friendly exes and a million other things. it feels... so good to be talking into a microphone for you again. enjoy!

howdy fellow aussies. this week we talk about eating maggots, dry humping, and oh my god is this really a podcast you willingly listen to? sheesh, thank you so much. don't worry, though. the last email is about art and imposter syndrome. that way you can still technically say that you listen to an art podcast. enjoy!

howdy doom scrollers, welcome back. this week we talk about... instagram, but i swear that relates to the title somehow. oh, and we do manage to answer one email, it was about how to dress and buy clothes. enjoy!

welcome ipad musicians. this week we talk about salt rocks and whether or not it's okay to steal someones cat. but, you know, it's an episode of all the space in between so we also talk about a million other things because we can never stay on a single topic for more than three minutes at a time. enjoy!

hello fellow rock sniffers (try it!!!), we're back and right on schedule with another episode. this week we talk about tan hands, having a muscular friend with great hair, and even give some poetry advice to a listener stuck in a cycle. okay, but really, go outside and try the rock thing we talked about.

okay okay, we only got to two emails this episode, but trust me when i say they're good emails! this week we talk about group sex... and soup again. enjoy!