A recent traumatic experience of being on an elevator with someone wearing too much cologne leads to this week's discussion of attention-seeking people and how far some people will go to catch someone's eye.

While getting ready for Bear Night at the club, Allen struggles with what shirt to wear and muses on a local ordinance forbidding men from going shirtless before he turns his attention to "gay republicans" and bear drama.

Allen flashes back to one of his most unusual and hilarious one night stands and other incidents that didn't turn out quite exactly as planned.

In response to the lies regarding "the feast of the gods" depiction at the opening ceremony of the summer olympics in Paris, Allen discusses the true agenda of right-wing politicians that exploit religion.

Allen flashes back to a time when he was innocent and naive which was the same time a lot of the straight guys he worked with were acting totally gay.

Feeling a mid-life crisis coming on, Allen contemplates what exactly makes people, including himself, happy.

Allen reflects on the presidential pardons for military personnel charged and convicted for being gay. He discusses his own personal fetish when it comes to men in uniform and the efforts he took to keep his gay movie collection hidden from his parents.

Allen reveals a surprise that leads to a discussion about an off the wall topic after being inspired by the way someone walked by him.

A recent study that revealed the discovery of microplastics in human testicles leads Allen to contemplate the possible effects of plastic in our bodies and how it might be affecting our sex drive which leads Allen to remember a bizarre phone sex incident and ponder incels.

Allen reflects on a past incident with a friend that leads him to wonder whether or not most people, including himself, have at least one toxic trait.