Hearing in news reports about a cosmetic procedure known as vampire facials, Allen takes a look at what the procedure is and ponders the risks people are willing to take to look young.

Allen takes a look back at pop culture in the 1980s and the effect that the Queen of Pop, Madonna, had on gay rights and the fight against AIDS; when top-rated TV shows like Golden Girls and Dynasty addressed gay issues and Phil Donahue hosted a gay marriage ceremony on his daytime talk show.

A flashing incident at happy hour leads Allen to recall some of the "biggest" men he's ever...met.

Reacting to a bill to ban marriage between first cousins in Tennessee, Allen feels the need to describe some of the positives of growing up in the country.

Allen takes a stroll down memory lane, recalling his most fun threeways including an awkward and hilarious threeway with a woman.

Allen ponders the concepts of masculinity and feminity and addresses closed-minded heterosexuals with their misconceptions of what a "gay lifestyle" really is.

Remembering certain awkward"facials" lead Allen to a discussion about the fear of being judged, the spread of rumors and the strangeness of the online phenomenon known as catfishing.

With the first hints of spring in the air, Allen discusses the joys of summer including the art of cruising and the positives and negatives of a condition known in the bible belt as swamp ass.

Inspired by a documentary, Allen discusses how we all attempt to manipulate our image and people's perceptions of us.

Allen recalls a time in the "old south" when even a rumor of being gay could destroy your life.