Allen After Dark

In a randomly wild episode Allen discusses everything from his thoughts on what it would feel like to be a sex object to the erotic act of getting a haircut and the obvious reasons he could never run for political office.

A disturbing dream makes Allen consider the true power of the human brain and how it relates to today's technology and the growing influence of AI. In classic Allen After Dark style, the topic turns to a discussion about human-like robots that could revolutionize sexual relationships and the adult entertainment industry.

An interesting incident at the grocery store kicks off this week's episode before Allen climbs back up on the soap box to unleash on Tennessee republicans and their latest attempt at banning same sex marriage and suggests an alternative target for their bigotry.

While getting dressed for a Bear Night celebration, Allen coimplains about clothes sizes, ponders men that wear leather, savors the thought of how good Henry Cavill smells and the meaning of life.

Allen takes an hilarious look at southern vernacular and reflects on the reasons he may not have an accent and the shocking mid-episode realization that maybe he does. In true southern style he shares real life experiences with countrty stereotypes and the challenges of being from the bible belt when visiting other parts of the world.

Allen shares a recent revelation about the word "alone"  that completely changed his understanding of the origins of the feeling of loneliness.  He takes a look at the fictional characters of Bill and Frank from The Last of Us series in an effort to explain his new understanding.

Allen recalls a recent drunk texting incident and muses on several unrelated topics from his "moonshiner" uncle to the hottest actors on network television and the one time he tried to be a stripper.

Allen considers the fun of adopting an alter ego, the joys of changing your physical appearance and how men struggling with a mid-life crisis want to impress others. He also recalls his "first love" and the importance of communication.

While he continues to be sick, Allen reflects on the whispers of a government cover-up regarding his illness and reveals a horrifying conspiracy theory that he believes is true.

Allen takes a look at his personal struggle to communicate his intentions (sexual or otherwise) more clearly when it comes to talking to men.